How Bluestar Lost Her Lives - Part I

22 1 2

by CROOKEDBEETS

by CROOKEDBEETS

Hai CROOKEDBEETS people! :D This is Boo, aka StarRiverClan22. First spoof here, if you don't like it, PINEAPPLES... Sorry. Hope ya like it! :3

----

Ravenpaw: U-um, F-Firepaw? I d-don't know if this is a g-good idea...

Firepaw: Of course it's a good idea, Ravenpaw! Bluestar has, like, unlimited lives! :D

Graypaw: -sigh- Ravenpaw, are you scared of everything?

Ravenpaw: Y-yes. GAH THERE'S A LADYBUG ON MEH

Firepaw and Graypaw: -facepalm-

Firepaw: Anyyyyyway, LET'S GET DIS PARTY STARTED! -turns toward the entrance of Bluestar's den- BLUESTAR WE HAVE SURPRISES

Bluestar: -.- What now, Firep- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Fox: Hai. :D

Bluestar: FIREPAW. GRAYPAW. WHUT. HAVE. CHU. DONE.

Firepaw and Graypaw: o.o -point to Ravenpaw-

Ravenpaw: IT WASN'T ME I JUST TOOK THE WAFFLES

Graypaw: -le gasp- My waffles! You traitor!

Fox: -turns to Firepaw- Whut do I do now?

Firepaw: -shrug- I don't know, do whatever.

Fox: Kaybye. -claws Bluestar before leaving-

-Graypaw and Ravenpaw fight in the background with derp faces while Bluestar flops on the ground, dead-

Firepaw: D: Bluestar, you didn't wait for the signal! Fine,

EVERYBODY DO DA FLOP!

-le flop-

And that, kits, is how Bluestar lost one of her lives! :D

~Boo out!