Chunin Exams. I am so old school

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by TwinPersonalities

by TwinPersonalities

"Miza, I want you to participate in the Chunin Exams so we can be sure of your rank", the Hokage told me. I shrugged and jumped out the window again after accepting this weird slip thingy.

As I ran off I ran into another wall. I rubbed my nose and looked up to a man with dozens of scars.

"That's the second time I ran into someone who's alive and well, running away from me... I just confused myself", I said. =_=

I stared at him for a few more minutes before I decided to start dancing.

"Chicken, chicken, chicKEN!! I know you love me, Spider Monkey! So do the bananas!!!" I screamed at the top of my voice.

I ran off again and, shouting for the whole world to hear me.

"GYEFODBJOVBEOBEBVCUEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I roared like a dinosaur.

I noticed that I had something in my hand when I started biting my fingers.

"Huh? Whibe dhis deer? (Why's this here?)" I mumbled through my flesh.

I spat out the paper and held it upside down. I looked up to see that I was on a random bridge watching Sasuke do nothing. I went back to the paper and started chewing a corner off.

"Miza, please stop doing that", Kakashi said, pulling out the sodding piece of paper.

"Awww... But I was hungry", I whined.

"Here", he said, handing me a riceball.

I started nibbling a corner off it but I started gagging for no reason. Kakashi draped a piece of random paper on it and I ate the rest of it in a single gulp.

"Mmm... Yummy!" I cried.

He nodded, grabbing my hand telling me to sign the paper. I just let my hand start doodling on the page. Eventually it was covered with butterflies, lollipops and chibi forms of our team.

"That's good enough I guess", Kakashi said, telling the others about the Chunin Exams.

I disappeared for a few seconds before reappearing behind Sasuke. I shoved my mouth onto his head and started sucking.

"Blargh! That tastes disgusting!" I cried, feeling revolted.

I teleported behind Sakura and shoved a bit of her hair in my mouth and started chewing this time.

"Ooh! Cotton candy!" I cried, chewing faster.

Kakashi grabbed the back of my shirt and pulled me away from Sakura.

"Stop it, Miza", he ordered.

"Yessir!" I shouted, standing at attention.

"Ow! My head!" I cried, rubbing where I slapped my hand.

I looked up to see that I was home. I started jumping around the house and drew on the walls and the ceiling somehow... Oh wait! Imma ninja! That explains it!

"Go to sleep, Miza", Kakashi said, giving me another riceball.

It was bright purple.

I"M SO SORRY THAT IT"S SHORT!!! I JUST WANTED TO WRITE SOMETHING!!!