Leon from Star Crossed Myth

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This lion is fucking horny as shit. You horny ass lion. This bitch is like lemme bang you so i can go home. Oh your a star princess BTW. Wait BICH WHAT? YOUR EYES HAVE STARS IN DEM! WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? BULLSHIT. STARS ARE SUNS. HOE I DO NOT HAVE FUCKING SUNS IN MY EYES. THIS LION BITCH IS LIKE OHH I AM ROYAL SHIT. But hot shit... Getting side tracked. BUT HE IS LIKE AWW CUTE HUMAN MINE AND ITS SO CUTE AND HE SAVES HER AND HER FRIEND FROM UN WANTED FRICK FRACK. Yeahhh bitch you a hero so you cool my bruh. not really

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