He's hot, I'm NOT.

18th star.

After getting their pizza, everyone partied and talked happily. Except for one person.

Grumpy old gramps, Byun Baekhyun.

He was frowning in a corner playing with his iPad, mumbling things like, "This sucks. He sucks." "Why don't you get your own wife?" "What's mine,  is MINE." Luhan noticed him and decided to approach Baekhyun.

"Baekhyun-ah~" He said.

"Yeah?" He asked, still frowning and getting a bit irritated because of Luhan's presence.

"What's wrong?"

"You." Baekhyun whispered. Luhan's eyes widened, "What?"

"OH. Nothing." Baekhyun said and flashed a fake million dollar watt smile. Luhan smiled in response and nodded. He patted Baekhyun's back and left.

Once Luhan left him alone, he made a face. "Stupid."

Baekhyun just wants Debby to approach him. And treat him like how she treats Luhan. That's all he wants. "Why won't she do it to me?"

"Do what?" Kris said. *Oh shit.*

"....What...?" Baekhyun asked in response.

Kris chuckled as he sat down and joined Baekhyun, "Are you still mad to Luhyung 'cause he likes her?"

Baekhyun frowned more when he heard Luhan's name, "Who wouldn't?"

"Well, if I was in your place... I won't."

"What do you mean?"

"You see kid, she's your wife. And she's your property already. No one can take her from you,"

"I know.. But what if—"

"Don't think of negative things. The more you think of them, the more chances of them happening in reality. Why won't you two leave first?"

Baekhyun thought of it for a second, "Where will we go then?" Kris smacked the back of Baekhyun's head and said, "DUMBASS. Anywhere!"

"...House?" He earned a smack again. "Hyung that hurts!"

"You deserve it, dumbo. You can go straight home,"

"We'll do nothing if we go home."

"Then rent some DVDs."

"That's a great idea, but too mainstream."

Kris smacked him for the third time, "This blunt bitch. Take her to the mall, or the cinema,"

"That sounds nice. I'll take your advice, hyung. Thanks."

"Yeah whatever Baek." Kris smirked and patted his back and left.

Baekhyun stood up and scanned the room, no signs of Debby. *Where could that girl be..* He thought and took out his phone.

Meanwhile...

"Wooow~ So many food!" Debby said as she licked her lips. Luhan chuckled, "This is a eat all you can area, take whatever you want to eat." he said and smiled. *1 point, Luhan.* He thought and secretly smirked.

"Really?! Alright!" She said and took a plate.

In the middle of choosing which sushi she should take, someone bumped on her. "Oh I'm sorry~"

*Oh that voice sounds familiar..* She thought and turned around, "Seohyun unnie?!" Her eyes twinkled in surprise and joy, almost forgetting that she was damn mad earlier.

"Debby! What are you doing here? Baekhyun took you here? How sweet of him!" She said and hugged her tight.

"Hehe.. well no not really.. I mean yes.. But no, Luhan took me here!" Debby grinned.

"Really? But where is Baekhyun? I thought he was with you?"

"Yes but we left them at the dressing room. Luhan is the one who brought me here, I was so hungry unnie." Debby said and faked a pout.

Seohyun chuckled, "Aigoo, you might get chubby if you eat all of that!" she said and pointed at Debby's plate. It was full of food. A normal human can't eat all of these.

"There you are~" Luhan cooed and bowed to Seohyun.

She bowed back, "You never took me anywhere or treat me either, hoobae." she said, hands on hips and threw glares at Luhan. He laughed, "Maybe next time, Sunbaenim."

They sat down and talked. Debby never knew Luhan and Seohyun were close. But she doesn't want her unnie to end up with Luhan, she wanted her to be with Kris. *NO SEOHAN. I WANT SEOKRIS. They are just friends. No I don't like Luhan okay!*

Her phone beeped.

1 message received.

From: Abnormal Idiot Baekhyun

"Yah! Where are you?! Come back here! We're going somewhere."

To: Abnormal Idiot Baekhyun

"I'm eating! I'm with Luhan and Seohyun unnie. Wait for me."

1 message received.

From: Abnormal Idiot Baekhyun

"Eat fast or I'll leave you here!"

"Idiot." She muttered under her breath, as she reads his message.

Both Seohyun and Luhan looked at her, "What's wrong baby girl?" Seohyun asked.

"Oh, nothing unnie. This idiot told me to eat fast or else he'll leave me here."

"Idiot?" Luhan said.

"Yes, 'idiot'. Idiot— Baekhyun."

Seohyun and Luhan laughed like a maniac. 

"Seriously, you're the best couple I've ever seen."

As soon as they finished eating, Luhan and Debby bid goodbye to Seohyun who is going first, again, for a rehearsal.

"Thank you for treating me Luhan~"

"What did you call me?"

"Ah... Luhan."

"Call me 'oppa'".

"Shouldn't it be.. 'gege'?"

He laughed, "'Oppa' is fine, and you're Korean too."

"Alright, Luhan.. oppa." She said and rolled her eyes playfully. He grinned and thought, *Another point for me. Yay!*

"Where are we going?" Debby asked the straight-faced bacon in the car.

"Mall."

"Why?"

"We're going shopping."

"Not 'we'. I don't have money."

"Who said you'll pay? I will pay."

"...What?"

"Forget it."

*Geez, is he on his period or something? IDIOT.*

As soon as they arrived at the huge mall, Debby scanned the area. "This place so big," she said.

Baekhyun grabbed her hands, "Whatever, let's go."

The two stopped in front of a clothing store. Baekhyun opened the door, "Go in." he said as Debby went in and him.

"What are we doing here?" She asked.

"We're going to shop, alright?" He smiled.

"...But I don't really need these kind of clothes, Baekhyun."

"You need new ones, your old ones seems to be out of the trend." He said and wandered around, leaving Debby behind.

"Wait- what! YOU IDIOT!" She yelled, causing the people inside the store to look at her, "Oops.. Hehe, sorry!" She bowed and did a peace sign.