In story's people get kidnapped by one direction and get upset, I'd be like "Where's my room,!we gotta share? that's coo" and "Eyy you got any posters or anything of you all laying around so I can decorate my room?"
"Holdup selfie"
This shit is going on twitter
#lockscreen
#homescreen
#profilepicture
then in the middle of the night I'd spam them for a follow 10,000 times as usual
Then I could lay in my coffin,
and die in peace.
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The Bible for Directioners
De TodoI write what we all think in a funny way! Requests are allowed and if you have a joke or an idea message me and I just might add it to my book!
