People wonder how the powerful force of Germany lost WW2. However, historians suspect that there is a logical cause and explanation for this. German Archaeologists examined an abandoned cafeteria and found a crushed skull on a grill. There was a package of used white t-shirts near the grill. Further investigation was needed, so the shirts were sent to scientists to examine it. After several intense and professional tests, they found something astounding. No...it couldn't be.
When looking at a picture of one of the shirts, Simon Cowell's face was engraved in it. The next day, the scientists were found dead by the cause of an overdose of sleeping pills. Yes, all should be afraid. Afraid of The Cowell.
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How I Met Simon Cowell
PoetryOne day, one stereotypical teenager that can't accept reality needed something more in their life. But one day, a life full of school and edgy teens will change. (Well, somewhat)
