Today was my first day at Cowell School. I was really scared and socially awkward for the convenience of the story.
I was late to American Idol class. "GET ON YO KNEES," screamed Steven Tyler. He started whipping me with a feather duster as tears spilled out of my eyes. Everybody was afraid, but one person stood. It was Tommy so Steven Tyler got on his microphone and flew to Tommy and used his singing powers to turn him into Obama.
"That's enough," said a British voice. It was Simon Cowell. "Let the girl sing."
I was astounded by his beauty, so much that I stood staring at him for five minutes.
I then went on the stage. I sang Boom by the Black Eyed Peas. "God, that was awful," said Simon Cowell. I knew he was just being sarcastic, though. He has a good sense of humor.
After that class, it was lunch. Simon Cowell sat by me. "You know, you have a good taste in music," he said. I knew I my face was blood red by now. "Th-Thank you," I hesitantly replied.
I ate my small portion of raisins and eggs quickly because of my excitement. Embarrassingly, it was all over my face.
"Lick the crumbs, Senpai," I accidentally said out loud. I was so embarrassed.
"Sure thing," he said. He stuck his tongue out and licked the crumbs off. After that, I had no idea what to do...I had a crush on Simon Cowell!
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How I Met Simon Cowell
PoetryOne day, one stereotypical teenager that can't accept reality needed something more in their life. But one day, a life full of school and edgy teens will change. (Well, somewhat)
