While I was walking to my locker to collect my belongings, at the thought of Simon-senpai, I fell straight onto my face. The first sensation I received was one of a droopy, somewhat warm liquid traveling across my face (and the floor). As I lazily slumped into my feet, I checked my phone camera to see if any serious damage had been inflicted...oh, no.
Half of my nose had been torn off by nails that my face had coincidentally(?) fell on. All of a sudden, Tyler Perry started licking and sucking the blood off of my wound. Currently in his Madea persona, he (She?) looked at me with greed.
"I was the one that placed the nails there...I'm a sadist, which is why I find your wound quite attractive," he said casually(?!), just as I noticed his hand rubbing in a repeated motion against his goldy locks. "This is the deleted scene of Madea Gets Gang Raped in Jail, honey. You should feel privileged to experience it firsthand."
Just as he finishes his sentence, Simon Cowell conveniently bursts into the hallway. His eyes were full of anger and deep emotion, stabbing like daggers into Tyler Perry's poor, sadistic eyes.
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How I Met Simon Cowell
PoetryOne day, one stereotypical teenager that can't accept reality needed something more in their life. But one day, a life full of school and edgy teens will change. (Well, somewhat)
