The squad funny moments part 1

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Numberskull: we're going to some tomfoolery!

Rektway & xdemon: heck yeah!

Numberskull: We're up to some buffoonery.

xdemon: yeah!

Rektway: wait why am I apart of this?

Funky: y'all are a lost cause.

Spek: you guys are a bunch of clowns, I swear

Ominous: For once I agree with spek and funky.




Officer: what's your name?

Numberskull: my name's deez.

Officer: deez what sir

Numberskull: deez-turbing the peace

Numberskull: Look into my eyes

Numberskull: now tell me the things you're blabbing about behind my back

Numberskull: the tenacityyy

Numberskull: I hold is hard to break down

Officer: ID please.

Numberskull: oh shoot.

Rektway: that was an anticlimactic ending.

Rektway: don't you think so?

xdemon: disturbing the peaceeeee




Mara: next question, why did the prisoner choose the bread over the key?

Numberskull: because his mind is so messed up at this point that he doesn't know which is better for him.

Rektway: it's a metaphor for the fact that we often choose temporary pleasures over the opportunity for true freedom.

xdemon: because bread tastes better than key.





Numberskull: Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! 

Ominous: this is the guy you've been losing to in pvp?

Rektway: don't ask questions.

Rektway: I've been having an existential crisis lately.

Numberskull: Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!

Spek: yo can you shut the f*ck up?!?




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