CHAPTER NUMBER FRIKKIN ONE

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by EnderGirl_kittykat

by EnderGirl_kittykat

A/N: I was dared to do this by @Lawlietgirl123. Don't kill me. This fanfic is going to be terrible. kill me now. anyway. to the chapter.

Law's POV

I sighed as I stopped recording. Well, time to eat skittles and drink dr. pepper until I get sick. I walk to the kitchen and search for some skittles. Omnomnom. As I was searching I decided maybe I could go to the park and throw pebbles at people screaming ship names. I decided to do that and headed out. I walked to said park, which was a really small park. I gathered up some pebbles and stalked people in the bushes. I threw a pebble at someone.

"PRUCAN" I screamed and they fell over. Hah hah. This is fun. I continued doing that, screaming ship names and some people trying to call the police. Oops. ESCAPE. I hid under the play tower noming on the skittles. A child was staring at me.

"yo." I say and the kid slowly backed away. I'm too fabulous for the kid anyway. I flip my hair and walk away before tripping on something. I got up quickly and pretended I was answering a phone call.

"Hello?" I asked nobody while making a phone with my hand. I looked down to see what I tripped on.

...

Mah

Gawd

...

It was a frikking scythe. Dear LORD. Who the heck carries a scythe around like 'Yo look at this thing' and then you accidentally kill someone. I picked up the scythe and swung it at the ground.

"P-kow p-kow!" I yelled with every swing I took.

"WOOOSH."

"SCABOOSHKY"

"LOL"

And it continued until I felt a dark feeling behind me. Dear lord this is not Ghost Adventures. I turned around to see a hooded figure staring down at me. I laughed awkwardly and dropped the scythe.

"Boosh." I said as it hit the ground. The dude picked up the scythe and I looked at him. NO WAY. It was Death himself. Or herself. Gender undecided. I'm going to say he's a man.

"Hi." He said.

"HAI!" I yelled and smiled up at him. For a dead man who steals souls he looks so frikkin hot.

End of chapter. Is it bad that I enjoyed writing this?