Love Me Dead (LawlietsGirl x Death)

CHAPTER NUMBER FRIKKIN 2

A/N: I can't believe I'm still writing this crap.

Law's POV

Well this was cool. I just met Death himself. Maybe I could get lucky and get his number. If he has a phone. Does Death have a phone? I dunno. We had a nice chat. Well, I was the one talking more. He just listened. I laughed a little as we sat under the play house. Kids were giving us weird looks. What? Haven't you ever talked to Death? Well I have. He's pretty hot-- I mean cool. Cool. Yeah. Yeet.

It was getting pretty late so we said our goodbyes. I got his number. YESSSSSS. I walked home and decided to bother Ender and Shadow about it. I sat down and got onto skype where I decided to talk to Ender about it first. It went like this:

Me: GUESS WHAT

Ender: WHAT

Me: I MET SOMEONE TODAY

Ender: NO FRIKKIN WAY

Ender: WHAT IS HIS NAME

Ender: WHERE DOES HE COME FROM

Ender: WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE

Ender: WHERE DID YOU MEET HIM

Ender: HOW BIG WAS HIS- I'm not going to finish that sentence. Fudge you mind.

Me: ............

Ender: ...........

Me: I MET DEATH HIMSELF

Ender: NO WAY

Me: AND I HELD HIS SCYTHE

Ender: WELL AREN'T YOU SPECIAL

And it went on. Our conversations were so weird sometimes. I nomed on my skittles and got a phone call. It was from Death.

THERE CHAPTER'S DONE AND IT IS SHORT AF