Love & SuperHeroes

Teenage Superhero Lessons

Waking up was pretty easy, considering I was already awake.

I couldn't sleep last night. I was to busy studying "teenager stuff."

********FLASHBACK******

It's 2:00 in the morning and I haven't had a lick of sleep.

Signing and giving up to the wrath of no sleep, I decided that it's time to investigate. If I'm going to survive the High School I need to do my research.

Getting up out of my bed I made my way to my Apple Laptop in a room on the right side of my bed, also known as my closet. It was in a lavender case in the corner of the wall.

I sat on my bed Indian style, also known as Criss-Cross Applesauce.

Putting the labtop on my lap and opening it up, I went to Google and typed in 'What is a typical teenager?'

As soon as I clicked the search button their was an array of different types of movies like:

Mean Girls, Means Girls 2, Spring Breakers, Carrie, Carrie 2, Twilight and many more.

Being a crime fighting SuperHero means bascially you have no time for a life, so I clicked on mean girls. I read the description and I'm defintely staying away from snobs and "I'm too pretty to be smart girls" and I am surely not going to fall for any mean girl acts of humiliation. Then I clicked on a movie called Twilight. It looked pretty interesting so I read the description. I'm pretty sure that the school doesn't have werewolves or vampires for that matter, but something else was going on. Love. I never loved anyone but my parents and my 3 brothers and 3 sisters.

Yes I have a big family. All of my brothers and sisters are training to be elite SuperHeroes right now and they will be back for vacation next week or so.

Well back to the task hand the basics of being a teenager are: Having fun, Being Nice and Be Yourself. Well I can't be myself or the Government would know my secret identity and we don't want that to happen. I don't want them to disect me and my family like frogs. Just the thought of that has me shivering.

Putting away my labtop back into the land of no return I simply laid down on my bed and stared at the ceiling.

*****END OF FLASHBACK*****

"Wakey, wakey!" My mom yelled from down stairs.

"Mom I'm up stop yelling!" I yelled back.

"You can't tell me what to do!" My mom childishly yelled.

For superheroes we sure aren't mature.

Without responding to my mom I literally flew off my bed into the bathroom so I could take a much needed shower and do other morning deeds. You know brushing your teeth and doing your hair and checking the news on the radio to see if you need to save someone from a hostage situation or fire, the normal.

Walking out the bathroom. I walked to my closet. Looking in my closet I pondered on what I should wear. Because when you're a superhero you don't go to the mall or other shopping facilities often.

But lucky my mom had went shopping the other day and got me some stuff from shops I never heard of and some I just never been to.

She got me a couple of shirts from Aeropostale, some jeans and sandals from some place called Wet Seal, and some jewelry from Forever 21.

Note to self: Tell mom she has excellent taste in fashion.

I just picked out a red Aeropostale shirt, a pair of blue skinny jeans and a white pair of sandals. I didn't want to wear any jewelry.

Good thing I painted my toes blue the other day.

Walking out of my room towards the stairs things were strangely quiet.

"Hello is anybody here?" I yelled as I came down the stairs.

I sounded like one of those stupid girls in the scary movie who always end up tripping and dying.

Nervously walking into the living room I seen something catch the light of the sun, so the glare flashed me in the eye, making me go temporarily blind for 10 seconds.

Coming out of my blind state.

Walking up to the object, I seen it was a disc. I picked it up and put it DVD player.

It began counting down from 3, 2, 1.

'What the heck' I thought. It looked like one of those old timey videos.

Then the title popped up on the screen: Teenage Superhero Lessons

I sat down and looked at the screen puzzled.

It was a slide show of "Do's and Don'ts" and for some reason had the star wars theme song playing with it.

Lesson 1: Don't Reveal Your Identity To Anyone!

Lesson 2: No Using Your Powers Unless Necessary!

Lesson 3: Tone Down Your Strength and Super Speed!

Lesson 4: Act Normal As Possible!

Lesson 5: Have Fun!

THE END!

I raised an eyebrow. That video was pointless I kinda figured all that but then another screen suddenly popped up and it said along to help you through your Junior year of High School is Tyler.

Huh? Tyler?

"Who's Tyler?" I said to myself.

"I am" said a voice from behind me.

I turned around and HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER!