Back when the world was new.
The planet Earth was down on it's luck and everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok.
It was a nasty place.
There was a mess wherever you stepped.
Where chaos reigned and the earthquakes and volcanoes never slept.
And then along came Erwin.
He hurled his thunderbolt.
He zapped!
Locked those suckers in a vault.
They're trapped!
And on his own, stopped chaos on its tracks.
And that' the gospel truth!
The guy was too "type A" to just relax.
And that's the world's first dish.
Erwin tamed the globe while still in his youth.
Though, Honey, it may seem impossible.
That's the gospel truth!
On Mount Olympus life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth.
Although, Honey, it may seem impossible.
That' the gospel truth!
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Hercules
FanfictionThe heavenly Armin is stripped of his immortality and raised on Earth instead of Olympus, where he's forced to take on Levi and assorted monsters. But when he meets a beautiful girl named Annie will Armin find true love? Or will he be deceived? ALL...
