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99.9% in love [Knife x Mephone4s]

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Mephone4s kept getting painfully reminded that today was Valentine's day, the endless lovey-dovey chatter in the hotel echoing in his head. Sure, he had someone to celebrate with, but they both weren't the best with expressing love in...normal ways. Knife was more casual about it, but Mephone4s couldn't even take any damn compliment or affirmation without overheating.

And because they are so bad at expressing their love, Knife had the worst idea in order to at least do something to celebrate Valentine's day!



Mephone4s sat there with his arms crossed lazily, Knife pressing on his screen which displayed a love compatibility test. It was so stupid, but Mephone4s had nothing else to do in his free time, so he let Knife do his own thing.

"...Why are we doing this again?" Mephone4s spoke after a short pause of silence. "Because I love you and I'm really bored at the moment?" He continued the silence, his screen getting slightly warmer at his response. He could feel Knife's finger hesitating to tap on the screen because of the heat radiating off of him.

"Wanna guess our compatibility?"

"I would rather die." Mephone4s paused for a moment before quickly adding, "..What is our compatibility?"

A cheesy smile was painted on the cutlery's face, a face that Mephone4s absolutely despised yet kept staring at anyway. "99.9%. A perfect match." Knife swore he saw a small tint of dark red on Mephone4s' face.

Mephone4s voice was tinted with sarcasm as he pushed Knife to the side, shifting to the end of the bed instead. "Ah yes, we are definitely a perfect match..." Knife scooted right back to Mephone4s' side, his grin not faltering once. "You don't think so?"

"No."

"Aw, why not?" Knife leaned against the pillows, inching closer to Mephone4s' screen. "You do realize there's a 0.1% chance that we are not a perfect match, right?"

"Do I have to prove that we are absolutely perfect together?"

"I'd like to see you try." Knife genuinely thinks about it for a second, staring off into the distance. Mephone4s sighs, truly hoping that he is done with annoying him, but Knife unfortunately speaks up again.

"How about a couple quiz?" The phone has a deadpanned look on his face, blinking at the other, "You have got to be kidding—"

"Who confessed first?"

Mephone4s immediately tensed up, the uncomfortable warmth spreading through his body again, "Skip."

"Oh come on, we both know it was yo—" Knife's words get abruptly muffled, Mephone4s throwing a pillow at him to shut him up. The pillow falls in Knife's lap, his eyes drifting up to Mephone4s' grumpy-looking face. His eyes glance at the pillow, grabbing it before throwing it back to Mephone4s' while he wasn't looking.

"mmhfF—" Mephone4s flinched, glaring at Knife in annoyance as the other bursted out in laughter. He hated that stupid grin plastered on his face. He hated the sound of his laughing. He hated how he knew that his screen was probably glowing from how embarrassed he was.

He hated how he actually liked it.

Without putting any thought into it, Mephone4s lunged at Knife, making a small thud sound on the bed. Knife let out a startled yelp, trying to pry Mephone4s off but eventually giving up in the end.



The both of them stayed in that exact position, cuddling for the rest of the night until they both fell asleep.


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> Hey. I know I quite literally died for a moment, but I'm ALIVE.... I swear.

This valentine's special is super duper duper special because [not to flex...] I'm celebrating valentine's day myself at the moment :7 take that suckers!!!

[It's 15 feb today, but I almost fell asleep and couldn't finish it in time...]