Mr. Morter

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"A cheat, a fake, a lie."
I am no nice guy.
My name is Mr. Morter,
I'm famous for my quarter.

They all thought I was right,
so they fell for all my pranks.
They sat up on a spring chair,
And fell in my water tank.

For I told them that the spring chair,
Would grant them a daughter.
They really thought I cared,
Until they sprang into the water!

All my pranks a wicked,
So never mess with me.
Or you'll end up behind bars,
With me laughing, hehe!

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