Living as an Outcast(HTTYD Book Fanfiction)

(Exclusive Thingamy) Toothless's Red Rage

Hello human beans and Dragonmarkers!!
I'm really REALLY sorry I haven't been posting anything for a while. As I mentioned here and there I don't have good internet in the place we're staying at so I'm trying not to write anything till next week. Anywaaaay, I still felt really guilty about that and I've decided to quickly scratch down a short chapter with my phone. Sooo... Without further a...adew? Adue? Whatever, enjoy this tiny exclusive of one of the happenings of Book 9. I don't have the book with me so please tell me if I got something wrong. Thanks XD

This day was a TOTAL mess for Toothless.

First of all, his stupid master began climbing a huuuuuge rockface for hours and hours and hours and hours, and Toothless had been so bored and cold and tired.

"Issa s-s-so unfair!! Poor Toothless issa so cold! Toothless h-hungry and tired.. Why a-aren't you just riding the smelly W-windwalker?"

And Hiccup would stop for once, his fingers slippery and red from the cold, and hair white with snow; to give his little dragon another lecture.

"Toothless, I have told you and told you that we're supposed to climb this rockface! Sure it's painfully cold and I've almost plunged to my death about 27 times or so, but I think it'd be a great help for you to stay quiet for once in your life!"

Hiccup's voice was a bit higher than usual, and he had that slightly crazed look he always got when he was extremely tired. So Toothless was extremely generous that time and shut up. He even helped out when Hiccup was in big danger from the Tonguetwister dragon, and saved Hiccup's life. Even after Hiccup almost made him fall to his death. Hah!

That wasn't all. After Toothless had his absolutely delicious meal of fortune cookies and beauty sleep, he wakes up to find himself in a smelly, wet, dark cavern full of deadly dragons! And it wasn't just any smelly, wet, dark cavern full of deadly dragons; he could practically gag that ugly stink of the gigantic sea-dragon Hiccup had freed a year ago(Another time his Master was being incredibly stupid)!

But that was NOT the worst part. Oooh no.
When Toothless looked downwards, to the inside's of Hiccup's vest, he saw something that absolutely DISGUSTED him.

There was another dragon in Toothless's place.

Toothless swelled up like a balloon in rage. This was way too far. NO ONE took Toothless's favorite place. Hiccup was HIS MASTER. And the spot inside Hiccup's vest was HIS SPOT.
It was definately NOT someplace for an ugly wrinkled brown bug of a dragon to take.

But then again he had been patient because Toothless was ever so generous and forgiving.

And then there had been that stupid swordfight, and Toothless had a very boring time picking worms from the ground while that brown bug- SORRY, the Wodensfang was cheering Hiccup and making a total fool of his old self.

But at least his master was winning. He could see Hiccup pick up more and more and more and more swords, one by one, his noodly arms swinging that sword in a surprisingly elegant fashion. Toothless had to admit he was very good. Obviously, because he was Toothless's human.

Things seemed so noisy all a sudden, the huge ugly elephants of men were in an uproar of cheering and clapping and whatever. And then....

And then....

And then....

Toothless's sensitive ears began to hurt. It was like an annoying bug was buzzing around his ears, only the sound was getting louder. Louder. And LOUDER.

Mark your claws with human blood,

Oblitherate the human filth,

Torch the humans like a wood,