BigMustard

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Today my brother and I were talking about accents so I started talking about Bolton accents. Later on I started talking about Danny Jones and how he pronounces "Buzz" and "Bus" My brother forgot who Buzz Fletcher's dad was called (Tom Fletcher) so decided to call him "Specky Fucker" I pissed myself laughing and he saw, so I asked him who everyone else was called. He didn't answer. At about 4pm I asked him again and he answered with
Dougie: King Of The Jungle
Harry: HARRY WAK BA (idk how to spell it)
Danny: FANNY
Matt: Shme Shmoo Shmatt
James: Chains
I the asked him what the band was called and he replied "BigMustard, and their number one single is called Cheese Board(instead of Air Guitar)"

My brother ladies and gentlemen.

Song recommendation: Love Is On The Radio (Silent Aggressive Mix)

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