hope these jokes make you laugh today! -CHEERFUL1108
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it go.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry
Q: What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
A: your looking sharp.
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
Q: What is the most hardworking part of the eye?
A: the pupil
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!
Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block.
Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver.
Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?"
A: "With a bee bee gun."
Q: How do you drown a Hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? A: It barked with de-light
source: http://jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/kidjokes.html
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