💚 Dave and Mr. Hater ❤️
✨ Is the best ship ever ✨
👑 It has angst, fluff ⭐
👉👌And eventually they would fuck 👌👈
✨✨🤯😳🤯😳🤯✨✨
🎮🕵️♂️ The canonicity is doubtful 🕵️♂️🎮
📶🖥️⌨️🖱️ But unfortunately this is the internet 📶💻⌨️🖱️
🤦♂️ And Mr Hater was a fool 🤦♂️
😀✒️📄 He doesn't even realise the shippers won't quit 😀📖
👁️👄👁️ ✨📖✨ 👁️👄👁️
😔 So now he suffers 😔
💃 Under the demands of fangirls 💃
😳 Asking him to fuck Dave 😳
😰 And now he cannot escape 😰
👽 FOREVER. 👽
YOU ARE READING
Rainbowurpancake copypasta
Randomplease do not take this seriously. this is a modification of an among us copypasta, to suit the average rainbowurpancake ptsd victim/hardcore fangirl. it was originally going to be a pun for the nickname commonly given to him, "mr. imposter", but...
