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This is a Kuroo Tetsurou x Reader x Kozume Kenma oneshot. So those who skip A/Ns are not able to read this so yeah. I'll disguise this as an A/N. xD OMG, now I know why Jennah call me mean!
"Oh mein gott!" You practically screamed when a volleyball hit your face. (Let's pretend you used to study in Germany.)
"Ah! Gomen!" A certain...uhm...pudding-head ran to you.
"Ahhhh! Mein gott! What kind of dumkompf threw that in my face?!?!" You literally sobbed, pouting cutely...
"Ah. Kuroo did it-mmph!" The pudding-head started.
"Now stop it Kenma!" A guy who seems to have just woken up because of his bed-hair approached the two of you, covering the pudding-head's mouth.
"Ah!!! Gott! This is why I didn't want to go back to Japan! I always get hurt!" You say in straight English. (Let's say you speak German, English, and Japanese.)
The two males looked at you with "are-you-kidding-me-right-now?" faces.
"Gott! I hate Japan so much! Not that I hate these two-I MEAN! I-I have to go!" You mentally slapped yourself for being such an awkward person.
The two stood there.......well not until the pudding-head bit...I mean, licked, the bed-head's hand.
"Argh! Kenma!" The bed-headed male yelled. "But hey, that girl was hot!"
SLAP.
"Shut up." Kenma said, walking away.
"Hey! I know you like her t-"
SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH!!!
"GAAAAAH!"
Okay, so this sucks.
YOU ARE READING
Haikyuu!! x Reader Oneshots/Scenarios
FanfictionYou were a girl. He was a boy. There was an invisible spark. And now your fate has changed. {You were a girl. They were boys. It was charming yet very bad. They wanted you. But you'd never thought about choosing between them. What shall happen?}
