After I cried because the doctrr likes the breadsticks meme more than he likes Dan Hoell (the ULTRA meme!!), he got all seerus and was like "lets go to a PARTAYYYYY" and i was all "bruh no" and he was all "we havent left your room in months. the only food we have had is breadsticks which were in your purse. i am so HUNGRY" and i was like "do not go all wire on me, it is offensive." and he was all "lol whet" and i was all "you are a wheat thin" and then he got a giant mirror out of his eyelash and he saw that he really was not a wheat thin. "darn it, my plan FELLED" and that is the story of how i met your mother
(a/n: im gonna do like 5 more chapters and then end the book but idk i might do something similar in the future)
