A Pair of Gorgeous Chaos

Stealthier than a Ninja

Hey guys!!! ^_^ I really really really want to make something that involves royalties with comedic mystery adventures... Yeah my head is a ball of clutters.... I pretty much want an all-in-one story. Other things are inspired by animes and mangas that is why some things are in japanese customs. Well, your comments are highly appreciated so please comment.

Well for the meantime.....

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 (Litz POV)

We just sat there frozen solid on the floor while staring at our door. More like..... I was the only one feeling it and Vinx was just calmly going with the flow with me.

Knowing mom, she's never patient and she's really scary at commanding this and that... To me that is (-_-''''). She and Vinx will always find ways to score at each other. Like there was one time mom was scolding Vinx because she used one of the rifles in the Artillery to capture the fat wild hog because she said she's hungry?!! (She wants to try out the things she saw in 'Mahou Sensei Negima') When she brought it home, mom was screaming, saying her favorite rifle was missing then she saw it on the hands of my sister and exploded when she saw it was covered in mud and blood.. Lol.. That was funny...

"VINX!!! YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT THAT IS MY BEST GUN! YET YOU JUST TOOK IT OUT LIKE IT WAS JUST ANY OTHER ORDINARY GUN!!!!! WORST, WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!" Mom shouted like a megaphone...

Vinx just stared at her saying, "Mom, i did say that Litz and I are gonna be on a mission and we need your help... But you said you were busy but you were so ecstatic that we are finally having interests on doing military missions so you said to get things that we'll need"

" Yes, my dear, I did say that... But i never said THAT?!!!" pointing at the rifle.

Vinx was already undressing her camouflaged cap, jacket and black heavy boots after hanging the sack of meat on the bayonet at the end of the rifle,place it standing on the floor.

"And what exactly was your mission????" She said massaging her finger between her brows.

Vinx just look at her with glimmering eyes, "Mission to annihilate high quality beasts for starving humans. (-.-)" she let out a low chuckle making her look so victoriously accomplished.

"............. ('-')"

"You what?!" Choking at the last word.

"Oh by the way, I intended to grab your rifle cuz' it's so shiny and different and most of all it WAS called the best but..." Passing the meat to the maid that was there the whole entire time then turned to mom." I did not find anything special about it, if i had known i could have grab the ordinary guns.sigh. Tsk tsk" she said shaking her head from side to side in dissatisfaction.

As for me, i was in the dining hall since we got back, waiting for the mouth-watering meat being cooked. Don't get me wrong i love veggies but we've got enough of it from our uncle's house since our 2 years of rehabilitation camp. He is a loyal vegetarian making Vinx and I eat same things as he did that was the reason for our fair complexion. hahaha... but i have to say we're a pair of gorgeous chaos.

Well going back to the present....

as we said we just sat their on the floor staring and the 'uh oh'.

We picked ourselves up, open the door, silently walking and slowly shut the door.

" Hey Litz, remember the plan ok?"

( 3 . 3 )

I scoffeed, "Uhhh... are you sure it's me and not you?" (o.o)

" Cuzzzzz... you're a clutz..." (^ _ ^)v

"at least I'm not blind", I whispered then pout.

"heard it.... (-.-)"

(>~<)

We went down the spiral staircase amd crept towards the door of "MOMZILLA'S OFFICE". Slowly they turn the knob and like ninja, they hold their back against the wall while one is on the lookout.

"from Litzy Bling to four-eyed mirror, there is no sign of the target, i repeat there is -"

"from Awesome Vinx to Clutzy Litzy dweeb-"

"really now??" i raised an eye brow "Was that really necessary???"

She rolled her eyes, "You started it. Anyways proceed to the operation..."

we both nod and set imrovised traps inside mom's office. Mom is sooo not gonna like this. (∨.∨) Well it's just that, there is something absolutely fishy about this... mom never calls us unless it's super important.

clack,clack,clack

"Urk! Momzilla's back!!! Let's go!"

I jumped when I heard a panic on her voice. Sweat dripped on my face as i tried to tie the ropes.

"Aaaany minute now Litz!! Faster, huuuurrrryy!!"

"waaaa! don't pressure meee!"

we both talk in hushed tones. as soon as i was done, she grabbed my arm and covered my mouth to prevent me from grunting.

"Shhhh! Not now. ok?" Vinx told me.

I sighed and nod.

Clack, clack, clack!

Mom wore really sharp and high stilletos so that's why we know that she is almost here. The floor always clacks when she walks. Pfft... that rhymed, chuckling to myself until Vinx gave me a death glare.

The door opened and 3....2....1

"AAAAHHHHHHHH!"

I peeked on the trap that we set up. Look for clues that it was our mother whom we caught.

Hmmmmmm... black stilletos, check... blonde hair, check... hmmmmm....

wait... the hair seems unproportioned... it would be like that if its a wig... and if i recall, no matter how big and rough our mother's voice is, it is not as low as that!!!

"negative..." i whispered as Vinx move briskly.

"MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE, COME ON LEE!!!"

We hurried towards the door when...

"Where do you think you kids are going?"

We turned our heads towards the direction of the voice. Oh no... i know that voice... yup we are sooo dead! and guess what, I BLAME IT ON FOUR EYED VINX!!!!!! >:(