Today I saw the minion movie and it was great except for the fact that someone broke many unwritten rules of the movie theatre (and the fact I didn't win anything at the arcade.)
The theatre I went to just opened so it was almost empty which I liked because my dad, brother and I had a row to our selves until three people came,
a mother, a daughter and the mother's sister or friend or something.
The mother sat right beside me.
FIRST OF ALL, WHEN THE THEATRE IS EMPTY YOU DO NOT SIT RIGHT BESIDE A PERSON YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU AT LEAST LEAVE THE EMPTY SEAT BESIDE ME EMPTY!!! IT INVADES PEOPLES PERSONAL SPACE BUBBLES!
Well, maybe you're overreacting you might think, but it gets worse.
I understand the Minion movie is funny, and people would be laughing when it is appropriate but the mother that was sitting beside me would laugh randomly. She would start laughing if someone said "Hi."
She wasn't a quiet laugher either she literally sounded like a hyperventilating pig and I had to listen to that every 5 minutes.
Well at least you didn't hear any laughs for four minutes?
Well ya but I had to hear her talk to her sister or friend or something.
I admit I whisper during movies but I don't whisper a lot and I whisper about how the character looks like whoever I'm talking to.
What did she talk about?
NOTHING! SHE WOULD REPEAT WHATEVER THE MINIONS OR THE PEOPLE WOULD SAY IN THE MOVIE WHENEVER SHE WASN'T LAUGHING
IF THE MINIONS SAID "Bello." SHE WOULD SAY IT TO HER FRIEND OR SISTER OR WHATEVER.
SO FOR THE ENITRE MOVIE I WAS SITTING BESIDE A HYPERVENTILATING PIG WHO ONLY COULD REPEAT SMALL SENTENCES THAT SHE JUST HEARD FROM THE MOVIE.
If you don't know what the rules she broke are here they are.
1. IF THERE IS A ROW WITH ONLY A FEW PEOPLE IN IT DON'T SIT BESIDE THEM AT LEAST LEAVE A ONE SEAT GAP.
2. DON'T REPEAT WHAT THE PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE JUST SAID A SECOND AGO.
3. LAUGH NORMALLY.
4. PLEASE WHISPER DON'T TALK
Lastly,
5. DON'T BE ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Basically 2, 3, and 4)
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