Pickles

Pickles!!! chapter 1

"Hello Jess want some pickles?" asked Noah "how much do I have to tell you I hate pickles!!!" I yelled on my way to my locker "just try them for once" he says "no way in hell, now go away I'll be late cuz of you" I say as I close my locker and run to class.

It's been a weak since school started and Noah wouldn't shut up about pickles, he's been like this since kindergarten. He goes around asking people if they want pickles, after that he started protesting about 'pickles should be respected and loved', then he started a club called 'pickle lovers' which no one ever joined, well....only me because I felt sorry for him. BUT SERIOUSLY I DON'T LIKE PICKLES, the last time I ate it I vomited all over Noah, and that was in grade 1, yes that's how much it disgusts me.

"Jess , Jess, JESS!" I snapped back to reality, to see Mr Brain yelling at me "Jess, explain what is dichotom..."  I cut her off " two pickles!" I say or more like yell " I knew you like pickles!" Noah yelled jumping of his seat "OH, for god sakes NO" i yelled "admit it" he wiggled is eyebrows, i took a deep breath knowing that what I'm about to do will make me end up in detention for the rest of the year... i got out of my seat calmly, i grabbed the table calmly, i held it on top of my head calmly "FOR THE LAST TIME I DO NOT LIKE THE F*CKING PICKLES" i ran towards him, then...

Yup we ended up in detention.

"Did I ever mention your annoying" I say looking at him with narrowed eyebrows "yup plenty of times" "I wish you.....no, I wish PICKLES never existed" I said with a smirk "HOW DARE YOU INSULT PICKLES, JUST HOW DARE YOU...how, how dare you" he holds me from my collar and began to sob, I'm used to it.

As he looks at me with his green eyes... Yes the color of pickles, I hate that color "I don't want to get all nasty like last ti..." "Don't even mention it" I said pulling away. As Noah got out a jar of pickles, which I have no Idea were he bought it from and started eating "want some?" He asked, I looked at him with disgrace, well I was actually looking at the pickles, I MEAN SERIOUSLY "don't look at my pickles like that!" Calm down , calm down Jess it's fine, he's always like this "they don't like how you look at them and!!!...."
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"Why would you hit your own best friend because he asked if you wanted pickles?, you must apologies to him NOW!" Yelled the principle " yeah Jessy APOLOGIES NOW!" Noah said with a childish smirk, I hate that smirk of his, so evil "s-sorry" I say "and the pickles" he said raising the pickle jar, I looked a the principle with 'are you f*cking serious' look, and he nodded, I looked up to Noah who was waiting "HELL NAH!!!" I yelled as I kicked the pickle jar out of Noah's hands, I'm in so much trouble.

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I'm grounded for two years, no jock, don't BELIEVE ME!, the last time I was in trouble, I was grounded for a year.....because of Noah. you see I visited him last time and he asked me if I wanted pickles for the hundredth time, when i already said no for the hundredth time, and he still insets to keep asking, I threw his pickle jar out and it broke his window, then the neighbour's window, then the other neighbour's window... turns out Noah put rocks in the jar so i can beak my teeth because i don't eat his pickles, its not like I'm gonna them anyway, so stupid.

Ok so this is what really happened...

After I kicked the jar of pickles, guess where it landed....... On the principle's bold head... It was bleeding "that must've hurt" said Noah as I look at the ground regretting life "you think?" He replies

After a while, when the principal realizes what just happened "HOLY SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE, THERE IS NO WAY I'M DYING BECAUSE OF PICKLE N...." AS he was yelling and bleeding, I was just staring at him thinking to laugh or not "EAT THE PICKLES EAT THEM THEY WILL HELP YOU SURVIVE BELIEVE ME!" Yup I think I should laugh " OK I WILL" my eyes widen, as he shoved the pickles in his mouth " see it's working" jumped Noah

I was already at home thinking that did not happen... But it did "JESS YOUR GROUNDED FOR 3 YEARS" she yelled " WTF!!!" I shout as mum already broke my door "WHO HITS A PRINCIPLE WITH A JAR OF PICKLES... A JAR, JAR, JAR he's in the HOSPITAL RIGHT KNOW"  while i try to stop my ears from bleeding from how loud mum can be "ITS PICKLES FAULT, well basically it's Noah, but..." She interrupted me, God I hate it when people interrupt me, I mean can't you just listen, FOR GODS SAKES, specially when it my mum "DO YOU LIKE I'M THAT STUPID TO BELIEVE THAT, AND YOU CANT JUST BLAME IT ON YOU FRIEND THAT'S RUDE" but it's true "mum show some mercy"I beg "I'll spent all my money to fix that roof I broke" I said hoping she would agree "OH I SEE, SO YOU LIED TO ME SAYING YOU HAVE NO MONEY WHEN I ASKED YOU TO BUY PICKLES AS A PUNISHMENT" she look a me with a tomato face. Hmm, tiring to think of a lie 'light bulb' " I was saving up to buy you something your birthday" she was shocked, as expected "you're so sweat, fine your only grounded for 2 years, that would do" I didn't argue with her, i was scared she might change it to worse.

....month's pass.....

"let me guess, Noah hasn't been talking to you since what happened" Sarah looked at me like she wanted to laugh "Jess, just apologies to his pickles, its not that hard" said Deileen, though i know shes trying to hold her laugh "so you want me to apologies to the pickles, NO WAY i am not humiliating my self in front of everyone they will make fun of me for the rest of my life especially Belqis, remember last time she made fun of me because i fell on a guy by accident, and she is still going on with that" they looked at me with their thinking faces "true, true" they both agreed "but that was really funny, i still can't forget it, I mean, when your skirt..." "don't even go there, Sarah" I said pushing her to the other direction, to go to the canteen.

Sadly Belqis turn out to be there. She ran to us and stopped, laying her eyes on me, for a sec she burst out laughing "OMG, OMG so did you APOLOGIES  to the pickles" I look at her with the 'why would I ?' look, then she look at me with 'because I like pickles too, you know' face, as we were doing our face language, Deileen and Sarah looked at us, "guys, stop showing off your faces, seriously" they both said "but my face looks like a..." "a DEVIL " I finished. Then she smiled with that creepy face, but she can do worse, believe me.

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NEXT CHAPTER: Apologizing To The Pickles

For my friends who waited for this, THERE I DONE IT HAPPY NOW

this is the first book i making so i hope you enjoyed this chapter, at least. ill be updating every once a week. if i have any spilling mistakes, i apologies for it, i have horrible grammar.

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