Pickles

The Devil And The Pickle Freak In A Fight!

Belqis's POV

"So it's a deal?" I asked "yup" smirked Noah "remember one of us has to make Jess's life miserable so bad that even her mother would want to move somewhere else, and if one of us looses.... You already know, now let's go to business!" I yelled throwing our fist's in the air. This is going to be awesome.

Noah's POV

This will be amazing...

"Psst.. Deileen make sure your distracting her" I whispered "don't worry, Sarah got her distracted" she said through the walky-talky. As I was climbing the tree, I saw Jess put her phone on her desk and went to bed.

I waited an hour to make sure Jess is asleep. I took out a thingy from my pocket that I stole from Belqis, it looked like the thing that they use in the movies when a red laser come's out to cut through windows. I saw Belqis use it once on her lips but why would she use it on her lips when it should be used for cutting through windows, that idiot. I opened the thingy and a red pickle came out, well it  looks like a pickle. I pointed it at the window waiting for the red laser to come out.
I waited for half an hour and this shit is not working, I'm really disappointed. Maybe if I put this on my lips it might work?, like Belqis did, now let's see if it would work. I waited for another half an hour but it still didn't work, ok I give up. I tried opening the window, IT OPENED!!! all that time waisted, damn it.

I looked through her cloths since I had nothing to do " you really wear these stuff?" I whispered to my self "oh, I always wanted to know what size she wears, I mean th..." NO NOAH STOP HAVING PERVETED THOUGHTS, by the way why am I thinking like that. Anyways, I need to make my traps.

Jess's POV ( the main character ), just sain

I woke up on the sound of snoring...

"Noah what the heck are you doing here at 4am in the morning!!!" I yelled "just five more minutes, mom" he yawned, sucking on his pickle. I kept kicking him until he woke up "what do you want from me, Jess? can't you see I'm in dream land where all pickles dance with me!!" he yelled "why don't you do that at your place?" I said angrily "OMG, Jess you look beautiful this morning!!" he jumped and hugged me "what are you talking about?" I pushed him away "your wearing the pickle pajamas that I bought you on your birthday last year!" he hugged me again "well, of course I would, you bought it for me right... I thought I was kinda sweet" this is so embarrassing, I felt my cheeks heat up "well, go down stairs there's a present for you" he said with a grin.

"Before you go and check it out, what is this red pickle?" red pickle, are you serious this guy is do dense. I looked at his lips, he had lipstick on "why is there-" "answer the question first!" he interrupted "its been years , and you still interrupted when I-" "answer the damn question!" he interrupted again!. I looked at him with a death stare, then he jumped out of the window. as expected.

Before I go see what the surprise is, I check my phone to see if I have any miscalls or messages "great, just great, I just had a nightmare about cat eating pickles and now I'm seeing cats on my phone!" I rub my eyes, still seeing cats!!!"

Noah's POV

I know Jess doesn't like cats, it gives her the creeps. So I turned all her apps to cats!!!. "Gosh, I'm so awesome" I say in my thoughts "hell no, I'm much awesome then you are!" I heard another voice say "who the heck is this?" I asked "WHAT, how can you not now me, like come on, I'm SJA the awesomeness girl that you ever met"... I think I should ignore...

Jess's POV

"CATS, CATS EVERYWHERE!!!"I yell, as I enter the bathroom. I decided to take a shower to wash all my thoughts away.

"It's so relaxing" I said washing my hair 'not for long' said a voice in my thoughts, wait... was that Noah's voice just now??. I shacked my head, "it's just my imagination" I said to my self. I went to my bedroom and grabbed my hair brush, I brushed my blue hair on one side wearing my beanie.

WAIT , BLUE HAIR!!!...

This cant be happening to me, my beautiful black hair, "what happened to you?" I asked, touching my hair "j-just not the hair...*sob* why, why?". I can't go to school like this, blue hair doesn't match my dark blue eyes at all. Who dares to do something so horrifying like this. My eyes widen as I remember that pickle that was here this morning...Noah

DAMN HIM. I swear to pickles that I will find him and I will kill him. I smashed the doors open and ran down stairs, ignoring my mum handing me a plate of Waffles.

I looked for him everywhere in school "maybe, he was to scared to show up". As I was silently laughing at the thought, I heard a crushing sound behind the school. I went to check it out, I saw the Devil in a raging mode and Noah ripping of his shirt with anger "YOU ASKED FOR THIS NOAH!" as the Devil wen't flying towards Noah, Noah ran like a bolt toward her too, they ran towards each other like two bullets, As for me, my jaw dropped at Noah's four pack "I am so impressed, I'm actually proud of this guy for once" I said as a tear ran down my check....

'ouch...oh...damn that must'v hurt....oh no....please make it stop' I thought

"TAKE THAT, AND THAT, AND THIS!!!"

"Izzy, Izzy" I yelled worried "don't worry I'm good at this" she said " no, you need to be great at this!!!" I yelled "don't worry, have faith in me". How can I not worry "don't worry, me and and Deileen are professional's at this" said Sarah.

>>>>weeks later<<<<
"Noah, how are you doing?" I asked "great" he said miserably " I hate the smell of the hospital, it gives me the creeps" he said "Belqis smelt like pickles" he muttered trying to forget what happened "AS SOON AS I GET OUT OF HERE I WILL TEACH HER A LESSON!" He yelled.

"Jess, I'm sorry for what I did to you" he looked at me " it's ok "I was afraid the bear might eat you" "what!, what bear!!??" I screamed "oh didn't you see it... Oh um n-nothing" I looked at him suspiciously "I didn't see the the surprise you-" "OH, oh that! It's nothing!! Don't look for it!!!" He yelled, hes very serious about this "But I really wanted to know what it is-" " NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he started to cough  " OK,ok fine just shut up" I said "you'll get worse" I looked worried " awe, sweet Jessy is worried about me" "oh, shut your trash"

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I hope you enjoyed this chapter and sorry for any spelling mistakes.

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