Pickles

Apologies To The Pickles! chapter 2

I woke up on the sound of my alarm but, it didn't sound like my alarm, it sounded worse. It was Belqis jumping on the bed "WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP" she yelled "WHY IS THAT DEVIL ON MY BED?, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" trying to yell louder then her, but instead i sounded like a dying penguin "waking you up, duhh", "ITS 3 AM IN THE F*CKING MORINING" as I try to get up, "oh my, what dirty mouth you have", I was about to argue with her, but then, she stuffed a soap in my mouth "MHMMHMHMHM" I mumbled "your mouth needs cleaning!" she smiled, but not any kind of smile, a smile I never seen before, even though I seen all her creepy smiles, this is  one that I never seen before.

Yup it's new, this smile is added to her collection, and she wanted me to be the first one to see it.

>>>>>>>Time Skips<<<<<<<

Right now I'm stuffed in a bag by belqis.

everything is quite, as belqis unzips the bag, I hear giggles, not cute ones, but evil ones. When she took the blind fold off, which I never realized that I had on. "THE FU-" I stopped, because I saw Sarah and Delieen "I only done this because Deileen promised me that she will give me chocolate" but I didn't listen to her because I saw a chair, and that chair is turning around, with an evil laugh, it's like everything is in slow motion. What I'm seeing now is stupidly ridiculous.

imagine this...

You've been kidnapped by a Devil that stuffed you in a bag and you don't even know if that Devil is a female or a male. As that Devil took you out of the bag, you see you're two best friends staring at you and your best, best friend spinning on a chair wearing a pickle costume and making a horrifying laugh. Holding a pickle jar.

Before I even knew it, I'm already tied up on a chair, by the Devil (Belqis). Everyone is silent for the past few minutes, as the the devil is eating her/his chocolate, while Sarah and Deileen are staring at me and Noah wearing the pickle costume is still spinning around on his chair. Well, I'm just sitting there trying not to laugh, "so am i supposed to act serious... or what?" I break the silence "OH, YES YOU ARE!"Deileen yells, I know shes trying to hold her laugh "the pickles are angry and disappointed at you" said Belqis, shaking her/his head "OK, I'm outta here" as the devil got up, she stopped and looked at me "actually, I'll stay here for a bit I'd love to see Jess getting tortured". Did she just say...

 getting tortured?.

 "well, lets get started" Sarah said "Sarah, you betray me, how dare you!" "look Jess I'm doing this for your own good" she looked at me with worried eyes, but those worried eyes started laughing "Sarah, would you please move so I can finish my business with this pickle hater" when Sarah moved for Noah to do his business with me, Sarah was smiling like she's waiting for this to happen and  Deileen was laughing. I know exactly what to do to them after this.

As Noah approached me with a pickle jar, I knew what he's gonna do, but I was wrong, instead he bowed down and said "oh, pickle lord forgive my friend, sometime's she can be a dumb ass that doesn't understand life, but I will help her" What does he mean, I don't understand life, he's the pickle freak that doesn't know the meaning of the word 'life'

Noah got up and held the pickle jar next to his ear "oh, OK but.. OK yup, your orders my lord" he's such a child "the pickle has forgave you, but you must have your  punishment for what you've done" oh no. Noah flicked his fingers and said " Belqis, the pickle lord said you should do the punishment instead of me" "OH, DONT MIND IF I DO!" my life is over!!!

>>>>>hour later<<<<<

"Now, apologies to the pickles!!!" Noah yelled, as the Devil is sucking the life out of me "say it or I'll put more pickles in your mouth!" as the Devil is stuffing more and more pickles in my mouth, I can hear Sarah and Deileen laughing their heads off and taking pictures of me, WHILE I'M SUFFERING!,  seriously how dare they!.