Hetalia "What?"

Pranks on Omegle

America: *goes on omegle, just the chat part*

Random person: asl

America: 19 m USA

Person: lol 19 f uk

America: omg you live where iggy is

Person: lol who's iggy

America: oh no one just one of my best bros!

Person: lol that's Kool wanna have my kik

America: sure :D

Person: ok ;) it's ___sxyCATgrl___

America: ok I'll chat you! Mine is freedomfries1776

*America goes on kik*

America: hey it's me

Person: lol hi xoxo

America: what's your name I'm Alfred

Person: YOU JUST GOT TROLLED IM ACTUALLY 32 AND MALE SUCK IT

America: are u for real

Person: yes

America: oh

Person: It's Denmark like seriously it's obvious.

America: Den is that you?!!

Person: Yes, duh! I made this kik to prank you. Dang you're gullible!

America: wait but you're 32?????

Denmark: no that was actually just a nice touch to make you weirded out.

America: oh

Denmark: I have Iceland and Sweden next to me and they are both DYING OF LAUGHTER

America: OMG Sweden's laughing!!!! It's a miracle!!!!

Denmark: I know I have to get this on camera

America: DO IT

Denmark: then I'll show

America: show who

Denmark: sjjvi);9

America: Den wtf

Denmark: heopl mer!!!?!!

America: um

*someone takes over the kik*

Them: This is Sweden. I am going to make sure Denmark never lives to see another day.

America: lol wtf you are just laughing it's ok laughing isn't toxic dude

Them: I would rather not people see me laughing, okay? I actually laugh quite a bit when no one is around. You must not tell a soul or you'll end up like Denmark.

America: wtf did you actually kill him????!!!!!!

Sweden: No, but be careful.

*kik chat is deleted*

In real life:

Denmark: Aww did you seriously do that?!

Sweden: Yes, it is for your own good.

*Finland walks in, mid-cupcake cooking*

Finland: Why is everyone being so loud? I was trying to enjoy my cupcake baking with Sweden, until he disappeared and now all I can hear is loud voices... What's going on?!!!

Sweden: Absolutely nothing is going on.

Iceland: ppfffft, sure. Denmark went on omegle again!

Finland: *sighing* who'd you prank this time?

Denmark: Um... America but-

Finland: Ubupbupbup! That's it. I'm taking away your omegle privileges.

Denmark: WHAT?!! No!

Finland: yes! It gets far too noisy in the house when you go on it! Plus, Sweden keeps disappearing when we are having our baking time.

Denmark: well fine then! I guess it's no fun zone! Oh and by the way, YOUR CUPCAKES ALWAYS BURN BUT WE EAT THEM SO YOU DONT FEEL BAD AND NORWAY ACTUALLY THREW UP ONCE

Finland: MY CUPCAKES ARE FINE! No one can throw up a PERFECTLY GOOD CUPCAKE!!!

Sweden: Actually...

Finland: well, we're still going to be having our baking days, okay?

So that's all for today. The dialogue at first was supposed to be gross with no grammar because they're on omegle, duh.

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed!

~Kaki