"Ash, hand me that brush."
"You know you can't just boss me around all the time."
"I'm not bossing you around now please hand me that brush."
"Tell me why I'm helping you again?"
"Because we are friends and that is what friends are for."
"No, friends are for comforting you not being your personal servant."
"Ashton I have to finish this project for art tomorrow so if you don't get the damn brush I am going to break something on your body!"
"Ooh what fun! What will it be this time?"
"Shut up. You can leave."
"Come on Riley. I know it was just an accident."
"That's not what you said when it happened!"
"Well, to be honest, you did kind of break my nose."
"It's not my fault that you can't catch."
"That's fair. I really tried though."
"Yeah well that didn't get you anywhere so don't try out for baseball anytime soon."
"Oh my god you're such a bitch sometimes!"
"Ashton!"
""It's a proven fact that females are ten times more likely to be a bitch than males."
"You're so stupid oh my god."
"I may be stupid but I sure as hell am not ugly."
"Get over yourself."
"You get over yourself."
"I haven't said anything about myself so bye."
"Whatever I have to leave. See you tomorrow?"
"Yeah, are you picking me up for school?"
"Yeah, be ready by 7:30."
"I always am."
"Okay, see ya later."
"Bye Ash."
I was almost done with my painting when I heard the front door slam. A very angry looking Ashton came rushing into my room.
"What now? Jesus."
"I forgot my house keys," he said. "I had to drive all the way back from Cal's house."
"Aw poor baby. Sorry about that."
"Thanks. Okay bye for real now."
"Call me later?"
"Yeah."
Okay this is just the beginning. More fun stuff coming your way.
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What do you call a lizard that is named ashton?
Lashton
Haha jk that was a crap joke
Btw the pic is Riley :)
