The Robin - My Final Play

Part 1

The Robin. 

Step 1 - admit to yourself that you still have feelings for her.

Step 2 - Choose the completely wrong moment to make a drunk move. Get shot down on purpose.

Step 3 - Agree that you two don't work. Shutting the door on any possible future.

Step 4 - Robin goes nuts.

Step 5 - Find the person who annoys Robin most in the world. Ask for her help. Explain everything to her.

Step 6 -  Pretend to be dating that person.

Step 7 - Wait till Robin breaks into my place to find the playbook. Watch via the hidden camera's in my apartment. 

Step 8 - After she finds the playbook, have your first fake fight.

Step 9 - Burn the playbook. Actually burn it. You don't need it anymore.

Step 10 - Your friends have no boundaries. They'll have an intervention for Robin.

Step 11 - Tell only Ted about my plan to fake propose. He'll tell Robin. It means Ted has let go.

Step 12 - Robin arrives on the World Wide News building.

Step 13 - Robin finds the final page. The Robin. The last play I'll ever run.

Step 14 - Robin realises she's standing underneath mistletoe.

Step 15 - Hope that she says yes.