Dana's Dead

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Matt: Guys, come quick. It's Dana.
Stacey: What happened?
Matt: She's dead.
Jason: Dana's dead?
Matt: As a doornail.
Stacey: What'd she do?
Matt: She was diving into a deep ditch and did a double flip.
Stacey: Dana deep ditch diving? Doesn't Dana dig
Doug's garden.
Jason: No Dylan digs Doug's garden, Dana digs Drake's garden.
Matt: Yes, but then she went deep ditch diving. I drained the deep ditch but didn't see Dana.
Mallory: Dudes, don't despair. Dana didn't die deep ditch diving. She was trying to draw drowsy down by Dairy Queen, downing a dilly bar in a Dodge Dakota.
Stacey: Dana drawing drowsy ducks? Did she do drugs?
Jason: I doubt it was Dana. She doesn't do well downing dairy, or drawing drowsy ducks.
Mallory: Dude, don't you dare doubt me like that.
Matt & Stacey: Dana!!!
Dana: Hey guys.
Jason: Dana!!!
Matt: Dana. Oh after you did drugs and deep ditch dove, I drained the deep ditch didn't see you, decided you died deep ditch diving. But a Dodge Dakota and a dilly bar were driving by DQ but I doubt it because don't you just like downing dairy and drawing drowsy ducks

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