Mi neim is pepe, i am a frog. People call me pepe the frog.
This is a story about how mi heart and mi sole was crushed into tiny little peices then burned until only ashes remained.
It was frogever incurable after i met juanita le toad.
She was beatuiful with ckammy green skin and smelly slime that poured out of her nose everytime she hopped. It was magestic. I was bewitched and forever in love with the beautiful juanita.