I honestly don't have a crush right now but I was tagged sooooooo thanks exquisative
1) tall or short?
I'm a midget so it wouldn't be hard for the guy to be taller than me so, yep, tall. (He's like a giant pubecent fetus)
2) fair or white?
What's the difference exactly? Anyways, I don't really care if he's whiter or darker than me. (He's whiter than me tho)
3) close or not?
I've never been close to any of my past crushes. Excuse me, if you want to talk to me and woo me over or something then the guy should do the working not the other way around soooooo (good luck to any future brave souls that have the balls to even try and steal my heart away from jungkook)
4) boy or girl?
I may act like a tomboy but I'm straight as a pole so, naturally, I'd be attracted to cute/hot guys with bunny teeth (i'm not naming any names but you know who you are *wink*)
5) cute or handsome?
THE CUTEST BUNNY ON THE PLANET. YET HE'S THE HOTTEST NOONA-KILLER THAT COULD KNOCK OUT EVERY GIRL AND SEXUALLY-CONFUSED GUY OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET WITH JUST ONE FCKING WINK.
6)third letter of his or her name?
Okay wait, it was--
J.U.N.G.K.O.O.K
OhHhhhH so the third letter is N :DDD
7) second letter of his or her name?
Ugh I have to spell it out again?
J.U.N.G.K.O.O.K
OKaY so uhm the second letter is U :DDDD
8) tough or nah?
He can be the fluffiest and most sensitive little marshmallow bunny on the planet but he can turn into a ovary-exploding, noona killing, illegal little mthfker in the blink of an eye.
9) friendly or antisocial?
He's going through puberty so he's pretty awkward and horny 90% of the time.
10) respectful or boastful?
Someone who respects me and is always gentle with me but boasts about me to his friends. He isn't afraid to show me off and tell the world I'm his. (I'm smiling like an idiot but deep down inside I'm crying cause when will this ever happen to me?)
Clarification: Jungkook is my husband (not just some crush. This sht is as serious as it gets)
I'm still can't be bothered to tag anyone else haha XD
