*20 years from now*
Daughter: Mom so I like this band-
Me: omg I'm so sorry
Daughter: sorry?
Me: I'll call the teachers.
Daughter: why are you-
Me: to let them know your grades will be dropping.
Daughter: what are you talking ab-
Me: and you might as well say goodbye to your friends.
Daughter: but I-
Me: want me to help you with your blog?
Daughter: I don't have a-
Me: you will
Daughter: but-
Me: shh. It's already done there's no turning back.
