Arrived at therapy...
Therapist: Alright, I'm going to say some words, tell me the first thing you think of... Green
Me: Niall is Irish
Therapist: Cat
Me: Harry likes pussy cats (or cat if you prefer)
Therapist: Vegetables
Me: Carrots are vegetables. Louis love carrots
Therapist: Map
Me: Liam doesn't know his geography
Therapist: Brick
Me: Zayn stood on a brick to have his first kiss
Therapist: Hawaii
Me: Lilo and Stitch. Double reference because it's a Disney movie and Liam and Louis' couple name is Lilo
Therapist: Obsessed
Me: Dedicated
Therapist: I'm sorry I can't help you
