Random oneshots.

Teruteru x Y/N

The scent of sizzling butter and aromatic spices filled the air as Teruteru Hanamura worked his magic in the kitchen of the Jabberwock Island resort. The makeshift kitchen was stocked to the brim with ingredients, thanks to Monokuma's bizarre sense of hospitality. For once, the Ultimate Cook was in his element, free from the fear of murder, Monobeasts, or—

"Ooooh, Teruteru~!"

Or distractions.

Y/N strolled into the kitchen with a mischievous glint in their eye, arms crossed as they leaned against the counter, watching Teruteru maneuver around the stove with practiced ease. His short frame bustled around, stirring a thick, golden roux in a saucepan, his face scrunched up in sheer focus.

"Ah, Y/N, my dear taste tester! Come to bask in my culinary brilliance?" Teruteru smirked, flicking a stray bang out of his face.

Y/N grinned. "Nah, just here to mess with you."

The spatula in Teruteru’s hand trembled. "W-Why must you taunt me so? You wound me, mon chéri! If you keep teasing me, I'll have no choice but to take revenge… through your stomach!"

"Oh noooo," Y/N mock gasped, clutching their chest. "Not delicious food! Anything but that!"

Teruteru narrowed his eyes and turned back to his saucepan, muttering about 'uncultured heathens' under his breath. Y/N, thoroughly entertained, stepped closer and peeked over his shoulder. "Whatcha makin’ this time, chef-boy?"

"Ah-ah-ah, patience!" Teruteru waggled his spatula at them before sprinkling in a handful of spices with a dramatic flourish. "I, the Ultimate Cook, am creating something so divine, so decadent, that the mere whisper of its name would send shivers down your spine!"

Y/N squinted at the pan. "...It's curry, isn't it?"

Teruteru gasped, spinning around dramatically. "H-How dare you reduce my artistry to such a common phrase! It is not merely ‘curry’—it is a masterfully crafted, painstakingly balanced dish infused with the essence of my passion!"

Y/N snorted. "So, curry?"

"Grrr... Fine, yes, it's curry! But it's the best damn curry you’ll ever taste!" Teruteru huffed, puffing out his chest. "Besides, with my special secret ingredient, it will be an aphrodisiac of the gods!"

Y/N choked on air. "Whoa, whoa, hold up! You're not slipping anything weird in there, are you?!"

Teruteru wiggled his eyebrows. "Why, Y/N, I'm offended you'd even suggest that! Do you doubt my culinary integrity? My hands are pure—"

Y/N raised a brow. "Didn’t you try to put ‘love juice’ in Hajime’s omelet yesterday?"

Teruteru spluttered. "D-Details! Mere details! And besides, it was just a bit of extra protein—"

"TERUTERU, I SWEAR—"

With a dramatic cackle, Teruteru returned to his cooking, tossing ingredients into the pot with precision. Y/N sighed, leaning back against the counter, watching the chef do his thing. As much as they loved to tease him, they had to admit—Teruteru knew his way around a kitchen. The smell of the curry alone was already making their mouth water.

Deciding to push his buttons one last time, Y/N leaned in close and whispered, "You missed a spot of sauce on your cheek, chef-boy."

"Oh? Where?" Teruteru paused, wiping at his left cheek.

Y/N smirked. "Nope, other side."

Teruteru wiped at his right cheek.

"Nope, still there."

He huffed, smearing his face even more. "Are you messing with me—?"

Y/N grinned and, before he could react, reached out and swiped the tip of his nose with a quick finger, gathering a bit of sauce. Without breaking eye contact, they licked it off their finger with a smirk.

Teruteru’s face combusted. "A-Ah?! Y/N! I-If you keep teasing me like that, I might just—!"

"Mmm. Not bad," Y/N interrupted, licking their lips. "Spicy, but not overpowering. Good balance of flavor."

Teruteru twitched. His hands trembled. He let out a strangled whimper.

Y/N leaned in. "Oh? Chef-boy, you're looking a little red there. You okay?"

Teruteru slammed his face onto the counter with a groan. "Y/N, I’m begging you… let me cook in peace!"

Y/N snickered, leaning back with a victorious grin. "Fiiine, fiiine. But only because I want that curry."

With a sigh of relief, Teruteru turned back to the stove, muttering something about ‘evil temptresses’ and ‘how could they be so cruel.’ Y/N just leaned back, watching him work, the playful atmosphere lingering between them.

Another day in paradise. Or at least, as close to paradise as Jabberwock Island could get.

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Real short cus, cannot imagine writing more about this man.. Sorry, was recommended 11 months ago and I couldn't do it until now.

Marker_the_weebo My bad for such late................. Yeah. Sorry. Couldn't bring myself to do him.. Hope you still like Danganronpa after 11 months!