Day 4

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Dear dumb diary,
Sorry u didn't write in you yesterday I was soo busy, but guess what. Keona write in her diary that i have an extra long toe and three boobs, well dumb diary I have none of those things! She has made me VERY angry! Congrats keona. 👏  👏 👏 👏 only joking.......

So today at recess keona smushed all of her creamy cheese in to Ben the boobs hair. It was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. Also today  in P.E we did high jump and mark (the creepy stalker kid) made the funniest face when he was running. So there you go dumb diary they were the funny parts of the day.

Ok so now the bad parts. So today in maths we got to play 2048 which was good but because we had a new teacher she wouldn't let us play it because she thought it wasn't educational. Geez teachers these days... Such party poopers.
Today we also had the big write, which is basically writing for fourth minutes non stop about a topic but the whole school does it at the same time and about the same topic. It was SOOOOOOO boring. And guess what the topic was . A bug grew two meters tall. Seriously have am I supposed to write an enjoyable story about a bug that grows. Seriously people these days.
Also today dumb diary me and my friends had the weirdest convo it went like this:
Jordan: I feel tired
Keona: hey I just....just....just
Me: just what tell us allready
Keona: I just smushed all of my cheese in bens hair
Jordan and I look at each other then Crack up laughing
So there you ho it wasn't that weird but it was crazy funny because when we walked over to Ben the boob he had all this creamy coloured stuff in his hair and when I smelt it it stunk like cheese. It was the funniest thing ever.
So my dumb diary I know that I didn't write a lot today.. Sorry about that. So I guess it is time,e to day our good byes.

Until next time..goodbye.
P.S did you know that keona has a moustache and she shaves it weekly..lol

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