Dear dumb diary.........

Day 2

Dear dumb diary
Today the weirdest thing happened at school.
Ok so there is this really really creepy kid at school called mark and I swear to god that he is the craziest, freakiest, ugliest, weirdest,the list could go on forever. Anyway dumb diary what I'm trying to say is that mark keeps walking past my house right now. I swear that he has serious problems.
Moving on. So today we had art and guess what..... I drew a piece of art that actually looks good. That was something really big in my life accomplishments. I was so proud, and the whole time I was saying to jordan how proud my mamma would be (isn't that right Jordan) but get this when I came home I showed my mum my piece of art work very proudly mind you, and all she said was....
'I don't mean to be hurtful to you poopy but what is that supposed to be'
That broke my heart. I was so upset that when we played truth or dare as a family I dared her to eat a can of.....wait for it.......wait for it.........TUNA!
Hahahahaha mum suck it!
You deserve it for saying artwork Was bad!
Well you know how I said that she had to eat tuna well after that she dared my dad to eat a carrot with tomato sauce, so after that my dad dared my mum to eat a can of tuna with soy sauce, Mayo, bbq sauce and.....this ingredient is worse than the tuna........raw, chopped up.................sprinkled with salt for bit of tanginess (not that it needs it).......ONION.
LOL she will be on the toilet all night tonight. Oh well I'm glad I don't use her bathroom.
Ok so dumb diary after every diary entry I am going to end theory entry with a fast fact about myself. So for example my fave colour or animal or food etc etc. ok so I know that I should have told this when I was talking about Mark but last night my dad asked me
'who is that kid with black hair and freckles. Is he the one that goes to your school. You know the one that lives down the street.'
' yeah dad I know him his name is mark and please never mention his name in our house ever again. It makes me sick to even think about him.'
'Sorry poop. What is so bad about him?'
'What is so bad about him....hmmmmmm maybe EVERYTHING. He is a stalker dad. Haven't you noticed.' ( that was a lie but oh well, he is creepy enough to be one though.)
'Really I think that I'll have to have a word with his parents about that.' ( sorry mark. )
So yeah but anyways today after lunch, keona and I got to tie and blow up balloons for the preps. I kept on cracking up and laughing the whole time so I only blew up about 4 out of forty balloons. It was so much fun though.

Oh and before I leave guess what as well.....I taught keona and jordan (p.s I love u jordan ) how to do the but squat dance. I also taught them the song that goes with it and how to sit on someone. It was so so so much fun.

By dumb diary thanks for listening to me.

P.S my favourite colour is green.