2. cheeky

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by californarnia

by californarnia

"He's so cute, Teri." Luke gushed. Teri rolled her eyes. "Are you seriously falling in love with someone you met online?"

Luke frowned and crossed his arms. "So what if I am?" He asked defensively. She laughed.

"You could be talking to some 80-year old dude. Be careful." She replied. He sunk into his seat and huffed. "You're acting really childish lately. What did this Ashley do to you?" She asked.

"It's Ash-ton, get it right." He snapped. "And I didn't even know I'm acting childish. How am I acting childish?" Luke questioned.

"Well, for starters, you're sitting in your seat like a pouting 5-year old and talking in a very high-pitched voice." She pointed out. He straightened up his posture and uncrossed his arms. "I am not talking like-" He paused, and cleared his throat. "I am not talking like a small child." He stated.

She laughed and pinched his cheeks. "Aw! Little Lukey is trying to act grown up for once!" He bit her wrist and she yelped. Teri frowned, rubbing her now marked skin. "Meanie." Luke smiled cheekily.

"Anyways," Luke sighed dramatically. "Ashton is literally the cutest poop in the world. He-"

"Did you just call him a cute piece of poop?" Teri asked, trying to contain her laughter. Luke ignored her and continued. "He plays the drums, and sings very well."

Teri poked at her salad. "Have you thought about meeting him yet?" She asked. Luke shrugged. "I don't know. We've talked on FaceTime, and he's said he lives in Australia, too. That's a plus." He grinned. "If I met him, I would be the happiest guy in the world."

"Keep telling yourself that when he's actually a chick with six kids." She said, taking a bite of her salad.

"I'm pretty sure a mom of six kids doesn't write Niall Horan smut." He replied.

"Luke, you're really gay sometimes." She laughed.

"But at least I've found something that makes me happy."

[ lashton is v cute ]