I can't believe my life has gotten this way.
"Come help me unpack"
Not only is the hottest guy in my town my best friend.
"Hehe of course Gabe"
But now we are living together in a shitty apartment. Its like a dream come true.
"We need a knife, Kanny"
Well, if your knight is your best friend and kinda a dick. But you love him for that anyway.
"Will this one work?"
". . That's plactic"
"Gabe my mum wouldn't let me take any knifes when I left."
"well, then we need to buy some before we start cutting things with are fingers."
He's funny, but sometime he takes things a little to far. Aspecially when the guy gets drunk off his ass.
"Kanny can you pass me my bag?"
"Sure thing."
"Kanny don't look in there!!"
". . 3 bottles of whisky? Really?"
"Hay what else would i use as lube?"
" . . . Real lube?"
"How about, never?"
"Or how about I throw this away and you stop drinking?"
"How about, never? Anyway im using it as lube"
"Prove it"
He. . Did prove it that day.
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It's Difficult To Be Gabe
RomanceIts basically a romcom. So if you hate romcom's, don't read this shit. Don't do it man. I'm not putting this on mature. Sure some jokes are sexual but i don't plan anything more than a few jokes. Nothing graphic. Unless that shit is wanted than budd...
