noodlechan

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this is my kitten.
he is almost 4 months old.
his real name is samuel. (sUPERNATURAL AF)

but I call him

noodlechan.

noodlechan may look nice and friendly.

but noodlechan is a little fucking pussy.

literally.

noodle likes to:
-attack my legs and feet
-scratch up my arms and legs while I'm sleeping
-chEW A FUCKING HOLE THROUGH HIS DRY FOOD
-cHEW MY 80$ MACBOOK CHARGER
-aND PLAY WITH MY BAND BANNERS/FLAGS.

noodlechan is not as friendly as it looks.

do not become attached to thy noodle.

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