Pete Wentz Is An Angel (From The Waist Down)

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"I have had the weirdest day," Pete said looking around at his bandmates. The boys of Fall Out Boy were all gathered in their tour bus, on their way to the next venue. They all nodded their head in agreement, some weird things had happened before and after their last concert.

"I think my eyes are messing with me or something..." Joe said, rubbing his eyes. "Maybe the building was haunted."

"Don't be stupid!" Pete said. "Do you even believe in ghosts?'

"Do they believe in me?" Joe questioned. Patrick looked in confusion at his bandmates, he couldn't say anything as he was on vocal rest.

"I think I saw something floating." Andy said. Patrick nodded, agreeing that he saw that too.

"Maybe something dangling off a string?" Joe questioned.

"Or an invisible person?" Pete suggested.

"Now settle down, children." Andy laughed. "Maybe it was just our brains messing with us and telling us we need sleep."

Patrick nodded and Joe shrugged, both realizing how stupid it was to think that something was actually floating.

Pete stood up and walked up to the tour bus' largest window, and opened it up.

"What are you doing?" Andy asked standing up. Pete lifts up his shirt and pulls his pants down about half an inch. His bat tattoos wings began to become real.

"Bye guys" Pete said, jumping out of the window, his tattoo's wings start flapping and he ascends into the horizon. His hips up in the air, as that was where his tattoo was. The rest of him dangling.

Andy, Joe, and Patrick cram themselves to look out the window, all of them too shocked to say anything. Pete smiles at them and waves before going out of their view.

"Maybe we really do need sleep." Joe said, walking away from the window.

"Did we just lose our bassist?" Andy said, following Joe. Patrick shrugged before walking back to the bunks.

Before Patrick could get back there, Pete walked out of the bunks.

"Hey Pat, did I miss anything?" Pete said, looking at his confused bandmates. Joe poked Pete before shaking his head.

"I'm going to bed."