So... Hey guys!! xD I wrote this cuz I really need something else to focus on rather than my epic fail of a recital of the Poem :\ And just cuz I felt like it :3 And also to stop myself from mopping in a corner cuz I forgot 2 say da 2nd stanza D: Imma so sad QAQ Anyways....
( 1! 2! 3....! Go! )
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..... ( I said go!! Action dude, action!!! )
Oh, it's starting?
..... ( Yeah! And the audience are already facing you!! Get on with it dude! )
..... ( What the fudge are you doing!? Last minute touch-ups? The hell!!! The camera's rolling already! START BRUH!! )
Geez. Kay then.
Well, hello there. If you did not know or notice yet, I am actually Iceland. And today is another wrecked and rowdy meeting at the state of New York as usual and everyone is currently yelling. Sweden and Denmark are fighting, Finland trying to pull them apart, Norway is engrossed in another book, seemingly not bothered by the mess of the room of nations. The usual nations are fighting, America and Germany are yelling (Germany yelling for everyone to calm down and America yelling to 'shut the fuck up and listen to the hero' with exaggerated hand gestures), usual nations rambling, shouting and glaring at some. At the corner of my eye I saw Hong Kong ( yeah he attends this stuff cuz he's an independent region) walk out the door and I swear he smirked when he caught my eye. My cheeks tinted themselves a pinkish color as I contemplated on following him and end up doing something stupid or stay in this suck ass meeting where nothing gets done except for making my ears go numb and for my boredom to increase even more than my mind can handle.
Yup, totally getting outta here.
But first....
"Hey, Norway?" I asked turning to him, my face being a mask of blankness for the uneasiness behind it. "Yes, Lillebror?" He replied with nonchalant, not looking up from the book. "Don't call me that" I gave an irritated look before masking in the blankness again "Can I go to the bathroom?" "Why?" He asked with a hint of suspicion in his voice, eyes narrowed slightly, and icy blue eyes staring at me as I stared back but he was still wasn't facing away from his book. I rolled my eyes, what do you think I would be doing in a restroom? "Oh, I don't know. To open the chamber of secrets? Like, duh." With my words laced with obvious sarcasm, I raised an eyebrow at him like 'So?'. He raised a thin eyebrow back in response and focused back towards his book "Fine". In the inside, I was screaming in joy that he didn't caught me lying, ( and where do you think I got my acting skills from? Take a guess because really, two can play at that game) but on the outside, I already stood up, ready to walk out the door but Norway's voice caused me to halt my hidden ecstatic skip to my step. "But be back soon or I'll hunt down the whole of the globe with dead weight on my back asking people if they saw an overgrown runaway bunny and dumping licorice in every corner beside an unnecessary bear trap." He said with total ease, like he practiced for this, all in one breath. Wow, impressive. He just beaten his own record. "Yeah, yeah" I waved him off and I could see a wave of irritation flash in his eyes before he sighed and mumbled a "Whatever" and turned back to reading.
I suppressed a smile of victory and exited the room of mental-escapees and ridiculous excuses for nations. I made my way over to a balcony down the hall where I knew 'he' would be waiting with a Starbucks of sort he always seems to magically get from nowhere. And as predicted, there he leans on the railings, in all of his Asian-ish glory. "Hey, idiot" I sorta greeted in a way.
"Hey, sweet checks" Hong Kong smiled at me as he faced me and I moved over to the other side of the balcony as I looked at him. We settled in a silence before he cracked up in something between a laugh and a chuckle. Whoa, what's wrong with him?
"What's so funny, Leon?" I asked with a kind of irritated look, saying his human name.
He seized his laughing as he wiped an imaginary tear away and grinned at me.
"Nothing" he giggled slightly again "Just amazed at the fact that no one STILL hasn't known we're dating, considering that we both have nosy-overprotective 'big brothers'" He finished with a laugh as I blush at the slightest.
"True" I replied, looking at some far away rose bush like its my first time seeing it. "Awww! Don't be shy now, Em! We've been dating for like, what? A century?" He suddenly tackled me as I smiled. "I'm not shy... And yeah" I said and he hugged me while chuckling as I hugged back. I thought he would stay quiet now but... "But you're still cute when you do that you know..." He whispered, lightly placing his forehead against mine. I ignored the fact that I blushed furiously as I nuzzled at the crook of his neck "Shut up, Hong Kong" I heard him chuckle again and I smiled slightly, I love his laugh. "How'd you manage to get away from Norway anyway?" (A/N: TROLOLOL That rhymed XD) he asked after our little hugging session "I told him I was going to the bathroom" I shrugged and he looked at me with wide eyes and I raised a brow in question "What?" I asked "If you left 10 minutes ago then he's probably expecting you to be back by now..." It took sometime for that to sink in my head..... I widened my eyes in realization "Oh shit" I blurted out "Oh shit, indeed" He said, nodding. But not long after did he think of a plan.
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Short chappie is short :/ So I just decided this is going to be a two shot so yeah! Hope ya enjoyed the wuuuv!!
I DONT OWE HETALIA, IT BELONG TO HIMARUYA SENPAI
Hasta la pasta~🇮🇹🍝🇮🇹
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