OKAY PEOPLE! This may or may not get a third part.... Dammit. It may. I mean, maybe. Sorreh! ;c; I just have the tendency to do short chapters and end up making a whoooole 20 chaps or something. But yeah, I'll try to keep this as short as a three shot. And maybe a bonus chapter..... Let's just get on with the story!
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"If you left 10 minutes ago then he's probably expecting you to be back by now..." It took sometime for that to sink in my head..... I widened my eyes in realization "Oh shit" I blurted out "Oh shit, indeed" He said, nodding. But not long after did he think of a plan.
"You sure this is a good idea?"
I asked as I settled in the red sports car we just rented (for $500,000 -.- Really America? Really?). Hong's driving and I'm in the passengers seat. After he explained his 'glorious and full-proof' plan, which I hesitantly agreed to, he got a long thick string of rope (don't even ask) from the pocket of his brown slacks; He tied the other end tightly on the railings before turning to me "You wanna go first?" "Um, can't we just take the elevator?" "No, it's easier this way and way more fun than waiting inside a metal box with crappy music" "...." And so I was forced to hang on a thread for dear life. And don't get me started on my landing. After Leon got down (surprisingly -notethesarcasm- made it look easy and even twirled around it. Fucking TWIRLED) We head our way to the rental and after about an hour of picky whining from him we chose the red sports car. And here we are.
He said thanks to the key-keeper-or-something-dude before closing the door shut and replying with a singsong-ness tune "Of course Icey~! And you don't get to mess around this often so why not? YOLO!"
He placed the key in and the engine roared to life. He turned on the ac and I stared blankly at him as he look on at the stuff, buttons or whatever. "Actually, for us nations, it's supposed to be "YLFEI" if you didn't know" I rested against the leather seat as the cold soothing air brushed against me and I rolled my eyes.
Leon fixed the mirror on the front as he raised an eyebrow at me curiously through the mirror "Oh? And what would that mean?"
"You Live For Eternity, Idiot"
He chuckled as he started driving and honked at the key dude as he headed out. "Your vocabulary amazes me as usual, Icey The Cold Ice cream" He playfully rolled his eyes as I snorted "Yeah, same here" and he chuckled again.
"This is why I love you Em~" He chirped happily and I felt a smile form on my face "Uh-huh, and your idiocy reeeaalllyy attracts me" I rolled my eyes with the same kind of playfulness "Yeah cuz I'm soooo attractive my everything attracts anyone!" He boasted, nearly hitting those garbage bags "Idiot! Pay attention when you're driving" I scolded him lightly and he pouted slightly but that pout soon turned into a shit-eating-grin "Sorry Em! It's just that you're so cute I can't take five minutes not looking at you" He winked and I blushed. Leon chuckled, the stupid bastard. "Adorable~" He crooned as I stutter out a "Sh-Shut up, Leon-n!!" And hid behind my hands as I heard him chuckle again.
After a few hours or so of uncaring chatter, useless bickering and endless teasing, I was on my PFP and Leon was singing to some song on the radio.
"I'm staring at my feet, my cheeks are turnin red"
"I'm trying find the wo~ords, in-side of my head"
"Cuz I'm feelin nervous, tryna be so perfect"
"Cuz I know you're worth it, your worth it, yeah~..."
"If I can say what I wanna say~! I'd say I wanna blow you--!"
"OMIYFRUCKINGGOSSSHHH!!"
Leon, the damned cutie, pouted "Aww... Why you cut off my fabulous singing, Em?"
"Because....." I groaned as I slumped on my seat
"Hmmm?"
"My PFP is dead.....!!" I positioned said device above my head like it was going to be charged like that. Dammiiiitt.... Why!? I was almost at boss level.... Urrgghhhh... And I didn't even get to save the game! I have to start again at the checkpoint.... Arghhh....
"Tsk, tsk, tsk. My dear Emil, that is a sign!" He mused dramatically as he leaned forward on the steering wheel. I rolled my eyes "Yeah, right. And what would, per say, this" I paused going along his dramatic flow "sign be?" I asked with an epic failed mysterious tone, Leon only chuckled. "Well, it is simply the universe telling you to drop the gadget trip and do the party trip instead!"
He grinned at me before doing a reckless parlor parking at a certain sign which earned an irritated 'Hey!' from me. "Cuz baby we've arrived in L.A.! Welcome to the city of Lost Angels~"
He chirped happily as I rubbed the spot on my head that bumped a little too harsh with the window. "Yeah, thanks Mr. Obvious" I rolled my eyes as he seemed unaffected and proceeded to get out of the car. I did as well and saw him taking pictures of the gigantic sign. It's already night out so its a pretty good view, with the lights and all.
"Did you really need to park that hard though?" I asked with irritation clear in my voice "But we're in L.A.~! Can't I just get excited?" He pouted and leaned on the hood of the car "Yeah, sure" I snorted "Just don't get a little too excited next time you park."
He whined a bit before we heard a 'Hey!' and both of our heads turned. To see in the distance, a dude clad in a police outfit, running. Towards us. Oh shit. "Parking there is not allowed!!"
"Fuck." Leon cussed "Get in the car, Em!" "Oh god." We both fled to the car as some people started to video.
How dare they.
Leon started the engine again as I opened the window and poke my tongue out at the officer with a shout of "Come get us if you can!!" making the people who saw and was close enough to hear, laugh and whistle. Leon chuckled, shouting "BEAT THIS BITCHEZZ!!" For everyone to hear and we zoomed outta there, laughing like maniacs.
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I dunno if this is short or whatever but dude! The words are like 1K+! :3 I feel good. And again..... Dammit.... This may turn into a five-shot... Is there even something like that? No? Then I guess this is gonna be a short story then.... Since this is probably gonna last just 5 chaps or something... AND EXAMS ARE COMING UP! D: I still haven't studied and as usual, Math is copying me. It's being strange and confusing!! And I'm getting frustrated at my notebook... It's starting to fill up with epic fails! But anyways, sorry if there is any OOC-ness in this :3 haha XD
AND AS EXPECTED, THE SONG "THINGS I'LL NEVER SAY" DOESNT BELONG TO ME. ITS OWNED BY AVRIL LAVIGNE!
OH AND THE NEW COVER ALSO DOESNT BELONG TO ME! (I just googled it and it's awesome so yea) IT BELONGS TO IT'S RESPECTIVE OWNER!
Whelp. BAII~ VH2.7xxx
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