After Christmas you and Craig were going to meet up. Since it was still vacation you were going to spend the night. You gathered things like pajamas, toiletries, and clothes for the next day. You were set. After a short walk you reached his house. You knocked on door and waited. A girl with bright orange hair answered. "HEY ASSHOLE THERE'S A GIRl HERE FOR YOU!" She looked towards the living room. A few moments later you see Craig's messy black hair. You smiled. "Nice hat hair love." He stayed his adorable monotone self "why thank you." After saying that he let you in to his house. "I'll be right back" he said walking up stairs. The girl with the bright orange hair walked up to you. "Are you another one of my brother's bitchy girlfriends?" She said monotonically. They really are related. "Well I'm not a bitch but I am his girlfriend." You stated. "Thats what they all say. I bet you're gonna say he talks about me a lot" she claimed with a know it all attitude. "Actually he hasn't said shit. I thought he was an only child" you said clearly not giving a fuck. She looked at you with shock, all of Craig's past girlfriends would use words like fudge or shiatsu but you were different. She showed a small smile. "I think I like you (y/n)" "wait how do you know my name?!" You asked with wonder. "Not important, I'm Ruby by the way" she said and walked away. You awed at the strange girl. "I'm back" a familiar voice shook you out of your awe. You looked at your boyfriend who was carrying a small guinea pig. "It's so cute" you squealed. You heard his chuckle. "S-shut up" you say shyly blushing. He smiled at you. It was rare when he smiled but when he did he was the handsomest man in south park to you. "Do you want to hold him?" he held out the guinea pig. You nodded and carefully grabbed the small animal. "His name is Stripe" he said blushing. This was the cutest thing in the world to him. His adorable girlfriend and his pet together. This was heaven to him. "I love you (y/n)" he bluntly said. You blushed though he said it millions of times you could never stop inner fan girling every time you heard it. Guinea pig still in hand you cupped his cheek with your free one and kissed him softly. "Love you too Craig". He was ssoooo happy when ever he heard those words. Suddenly you hear a whistle and see Ruby. "RUBY GET OUT!" he yelled flipping her off. "ITS NOT ONLY YOUR LIVING ROOM CRAIG!" she yelled back. This went on for a few mins before you decided enough was enough. You grabbed Ruby's and Craig's hands and pulled them to the couch. "SIT!" you commanded. They stayed put as you got (F/M) and put it in the DVD player. You sat in the middle of the Tucker siblings.
SEXY TIME SKIP BY STRIPPER UNICORN CRAIG
The movie had finally ended.Through out the movie you felt you had bonded with Ruby. Now she was asleep on the couch. "She fell asleep" Craig said with monotone voice. "You could say she's........ TUCKERED out" you made a pun. He chuckled and kissed you. "Dork" You giggled. "You know she sleeps like a rock" he grinned at you. "not even a scream could wake her up." You gulped. He grabbed your hands softly. "If you want." "I'd love too"
