So, you see, my family is like, the WORST in the whole world. Like, of-course I do love them and all but if I could have my opinion, I'd simply HATE them.
We live in the tiniest cramped up ant-hole apartment in the whole world. Dad says it's too expensive to live in SoHo (NYC) and that's why we live in such a tiny studio apartment in Chinatown (NYC). I mean, BRUH, do you even realise you spend like, $200 a MONTH on about 5-6 bikini magazines with those bikini models 'showing off' their asses and boobs. And then he goes like, "Look at the 4 of you children. All growing fatter by the day." I mean, what kind of father says this, when he spends a fortune for gumming in the country club and never goes there. Allen aka Dad is so irresponsible about everything. He always says he's on a 'strict' diet and no one can stop him from completing it. He sounds pretty serious but when it turns night and everyone is drooling on their pillows, he goes to the kitchen, opens the fridge, sneaks in a handful of chocolate chip cookies and shoves them inside his mouth.
Next up, my older brother, Harry. You see, I have two brothers; Harry is my eldest sibling and Liam is the second-youngest sibling. They suck. I repeat SUCK. They suck to the core of Hades. Oops, sorry for insulting you, Hades. They trouble me to hell! Okay, so you must be thinking they'd just be playing little tiny pranks on me, but NO, they're not good. I repeat NOT. Okay, lemme give you an example. It was my birthday and they said they'd made the Rocky Road Desert for everyone. And you could see by the expression on my face that I was really excited about it. So I rushed to grab a spoon and a plate and took the biggest lump of the desert. I slipped it inside my mouth. I gulped. I felt the urge of wanting to drink water from all the water bodies of the world. THEY PUT SALT INSTEAD OF SUGAR!! I cried so much that I ran inside my room and went mental.
Next asshole, my elder sister, Nicole, everyone calls her Nicki. She's a big bitch. Ass-a-holic slut. She isn't pretty or anything, just an average girl with huge boobs and a huge booty. Issike, wow, guys go to her for sex! I mean, Dear Almighty, save me from her. She be like, "Omg, I'm so popular. Everyone is so horny about me." Like, bitch, fuck off. I ALWAYS get texts from the cutest guys of school pleading me to tell her to have sex with them. Fun fact: If all the guys with whom she had sex with, didn't wear condoms, I'd be the aunt of 52 kids.
Last but not the least, my mom (Charlotte) is commonly known as Charlie. She's a bitch too. Dude, she hardly gives us pocket money and be like, "Earn money yourself". Like, puh-leez bitch, ME = WORKING ?! Never gonna happen, so not. Like, not multiplied by infinity. But one good thing about mom is, she works at Starbucks, Taco Bell and McDonalds a day a week, so she gets us coffee, tacos and fries.
| FAMILY MEMBER RATING |
> Amanda (me) = 101%
> Allen (dad) = 30%
> Harry and Liam = 24%
> Nicki = 38%
> Mom = 39%
