Girl : I will have a heart surgery today.
BFF : I know.
Girl : I love you.
BFF : I love you more.
After the heart surgery, her dad is the only person there.
Girl : Where is Angela, my BFF ?
Dad : Don't you know who give you the heart ?
Girl : * starts crying *
Dad : I am just kidding. He is going to the cafeteria.
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