Break Your Little Heart (All Time Low fanfiction)

Boner boy (filler chapter)

Alex

"Truth" Hazel said while we were playing truth or dare. It was only her, Jack and I awake now as both Zack and Rian had crashed sometime during Home Alone 2. I was really starting to like Hazel. She was pretty much exactly the same as Jack except hotter and I was extremely attracted to her, even though I had only really known her for a day. She was the perfect girl...a guy with lady parts basically. Jack looked disappointed that she didnt choose dare but I had a few questions I wanted to ask

"Have you ever been in love?" I asked. She looked confused at the question but answered it anyway

"I have never had a boyfriend...so no" she looked down at her hands and began playing with her bracelets.

"WHAT?! HOW HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND?! Well if you haven't been in love Jack doesn't stand a chance"

"Hey!" Jack shouted at my response and chucked a Yoshi plush toy at me but I ducked in time for it to hit Hazel in the face "Shit! Hazel sorry, I was aiming for Alex! Why did you have to duck Alex?! Now I feel guilty!" Jack runs over to her and starts kissing her nose, she pretends to gag and starts pushing him away playfully making Jack stick his bottom lip out. The sight of Hazel being kissed by someone made something in my stomach go weird and I felt my face drop but quickly covered it up with a fake smile.

"Don't feel guilty Jack it's entirely Alex's fault!" She points a finger at me and they both dive on top of me. I feel fingers jab into my sides and squeel. Crap."Alex! Are you ticklish?!" Hazel laughs when I shake my head violently "then you wouldn't mind me doing...this!" She jabbed under my arm making my squirm. This goes on for an agonising ten minutes before she calms down.

"Jack, truth or dare?" She askes

"DARE!"

"Ok um...give Alex a lap dance!"

"WHAT?!" We both shout at the same time

"You heard me, give mr Gaskarth a lap dance"

"But-"

"NOPE YOU HAVE TO DO IT!" Jack looks at me apologetically and walks over to me. He pulls me up and sits me down on a chair. Suddenly Hazel puts on music for him to do it to and he sits on top of me. He begins his attempt at a lap dance but has no clue what to do and just kind of lays across me

"Jack! You're not doing it right!" Hazel moans

"Yeah and you would know that how exactly?" He replies sassily

"I used to work at a...dance club" she says casually

"YOU WERE A STRIPPER?!" Jacks eyes open wide and he stares in shock making me laugh

"No, I wasn't a stripper. I was a dancer" she tries to argue

"You were a stripper!" Jack says now jumping up and down excitedly

"Fine! I was! But only because there was no other work"

"Go on then!"

"Go on what?"

"Give Alex a proper lap dance"

"No Jack I-"

"You have to!"

"Whhhyyyyy?" She whines at him

"Because I pass my dare onto you!"

"You can't do that!" She protests

"I can"

"Since when Jack?" I ask finally getting a word in

"Since she was a stripper!" He shouted. I couldn't hold in my laugh any more and practically burst "Oh Gaskarth, think it's funny? Do you not believe me?" She turned on me

"No I just-"

"Jack start the music again" Jack squeeled and ran over to the stereo

"You're not gonna-"

"Yes I am Alex" she said and sat on top of me. The more she danced the more I could feel myself raising and therefor the more I could hear Jack squeeling. Finally the song was over and she got off winking at me "Believe me yet?" She asks raising an eyebrow

"Um...yes...I...um...can I take a cold shower?" I could feel the blush rising in my cheeks and she and Jack burst out laughing

"Boner Boy!"

"I can't believe you got one over me!"

"The Dark Knight has risen!" Jack shouts a little too loudly. We both turn to stare at him and we all end up on the floor laughing our heads off. Shit this hurt. Ever tried laughing with a boner? No? DON'T!

"Right so could I take a shower?" I asked again once Jack had shut up

"Yeah second door to your right and straight on till morning" I looked at her quizickly

"I named my bathroom morning just so I could tell them that but seriously second door on your right and straight down the corridoor until the door that has the morning sighmn on it"

"Oh okay." I said slightly confused atill but followed her directions. When I found the door I opened it to see quite a large bathroom. The best part were the towels. At least fifteen each with a different disney/movie character on them. I chose the one with Jack from Nightmare Before Christmas on it and stepped into the cold shower. I swear, this girl was perfect.

Hazel

I was still really embarassed that they had found out I was a stripper before I moved."Please Jack don't judge me for it?" I pleaded him while Alex was in the shower "There was nothing I could do for money when I was back in England and that was the inly job and they said-"

"Hazel, don't worry we don't judge. I get that money was tight and you had to do what you had to do. What did your parents think?"

"Well, my dad died when I was fifteen so I wouldn't know about him but I never told my mum and I don't intend to. Speaking of which, I promised I would skype her!"

"Mom"

"What?"

"You're in America now, you have to say mom not mum"

"Shut up dick head and move your fat ass, I need my laptop and you are currently sitting on it!"

"Fine." I reached under him and pulled up skype on my computer I had to wait a few minutes but finally mUm came online.