Edward: Bella I am madly in love with you.
*Bella joins chat*
Bella: Oh Edward, I know.
Edward: But I hate to break this to you.
Bella: What would that be Eddykinns?
Edward: Well, Bella I-I'm a vampire
Bella: *giggles* well-da!
Edward: Well you see, vampires have a keen sense of smell.
Bella: Yeah....
Edward: Well I hate to break it to you Bella but, you have body oder.
Bella: I-I do?
Edward: Yes Bella, yes.
Bella: Oh...... I guess I will just take a shower:-(
Edward: Problem- RESOLVED!
Edward: Oh I just remembered, more bad news!:-)
Bella: *Rolls eyes* What now....
Edward: Well you see I know Alice creeps you out.
Bella: What?!?!?!
Edward: So I guess I'm brakin' up with ya for your safety.
Bella: Edward no! I would rather pitch myself off a cliff then be without you!
Edward: I'm sorry Bella.....
*Jacob joins the chat*
Jacob: *Flipping hair like Justin Beiber* Check out my new haircut!
Edward: Dog! This chat was only for two people! Why?!?!
Jacob: Hey! Dude! I just wanted to show Bella my new smokin' haircut!
Bella: Jacob, we can't even see you,
Jacob: That's my point:-(
Edward: The POINT is that you are leaving this chat!
Jacob: Or what?!?!
Edward: Or you will feel my wrath!
Jacob: No I won't, anyone who will, it will be the computer screen, gosh Edward! Be more realistic!:-B
Edward: Whatever!
Jacob: That is not my name!
Edward: UGH!
Jacob: That's not my name eith-
*Jacob has been kicked out of this chat*
Bella: Good, privacy!
Edward: I know!
*Jennifer has joined the chat*
Jennifer: HEEEEEEEEEEY!
Edward & Bella: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
