A/N: Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............I am writing another part..............I guess this isn't the end.................yay!!
*It is a lovely rainy day at the Cullen household, Bella, getting a mysterious letter that popped out of the toaster.*
Edward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Bella: What now Edward? *dramatic hair flip* *Insert extremely flirty music here*
Edward: The t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t---
Bella: T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t! I didn't notice you were so musically gifted!
Edward: What do you mean?!? I like wrote you a darn piano composition!!!
Bella: Ugh, whatever *dramatic hair flip* *insert extremely flirty music here*
Edward: *Drools*
*The young lovers (yeah...YOUNG!) notice a banging on the Cullen's million dollar windows. A giant man with a beard on a motorcycle comes crashing through.*
Hagrid: *Insert Mission Impossible theme here*
Bella: What?! Santa IS real????
Hagrid: Who's Santer?? Anyway, are ye Bellar Schwann?"
Bella: Yes, and it's Bella, *hair flip* *insert extremely flirty music here*
Hagrid: *Drools* Anyway, how old are ye?"
Bella: I'm nineteen years old, I have a kid, and I'm one hundred percent AVAILABLE! *hair flip* *insert extremely flirty music here.*
Edward: *dun, dun, DUN!*
Edward: Eh, oh well, luckily I still have Cho, Hermione, and Minerva's number...
*Hagrid and Bella stop making out*
Hagrid: Edward? Your dating Professor McGonagall???
Edward: Yes I am! *dun, dun, DUN!*
Bella: *Flashes back to reality* Wait, Hagrid...why are you here in the first place??
Hagrid: Because...Yer' a Wizard, Bella!
*DUN! DUN! DUN!!!!!!*
Is Bella really a wizard? Why is Edward going out with McGonagall? Will Bella dump Hagrid for SANTA? How will Bella and Edward explain the affairs to their daughter? Why do I keep asking stupid questions that will never be answered? Find out in the next part of CRAZY TWILIGHT CHATS!!!
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