*It is currently some random time in the middle of the night, the Cullen residence are currently chillin' in the livingroom watching a football game*
Bella: Oh, Edward, I hope you don't mind that I brought a visitor over...
Edward: Who is it??
Bella: I invited Rubeus over...after all, he is a sports enthusiast...
Edward: *Sighs*
*Someone knocks on door*
Bella: Rubeus!! *Kisses cheek*
Hagrid: Bella! *Starts making out with*
Edward: *Cough cough*
Bella: Rubeus? Can we ditch this place and go to one of your cool wizardy places?
Hagrid: Sure! There's this really cool bar and....
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Bella: I totally heard every word you said....
Hagrid: C'mon then!
Renesme: Daddy, where's mommy going?
Edward: I don't know, sweetie, I don't know...
*9 hours later*
Bella: Thanks for taking me out Rubais
Hagrid: No problem, and it's Rubeus
Bella: You are so hot. Let's make out.
* Insert dramatic kissing here*
Edward: What?!
Bella: It's not what it looks like!
Edward: To me it looks like two people in love!!! C'mon Renesme! I will raise you right!
*Edward starts singing*
Edward: I gotta get back to hogwarts, I gotta get back to school, I gotta get back to hogwarts, where everybody thinks I'm cool! Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts...
Hagrid: Okay, Cedric.
Edward: Oh Renesme, your gonna love it at hogwarts! There will be so much fun things! And Bella will never see you again!
Bella: Well I am a witch!
Hagrid: No yer not! I jus' said dat 'cause I thought ya needed some confidence.
Bella: I don't need confidence when I'm with you, Rubaeus!
Hagrid: It's Rubeus
Edward: At least I have you, Zefron! *Looks at Zack Efron poster*
Renesme: Lets go!
Jacob: Wait!
Everybody: What?!?!?!
Hagrid: Where did he come from?
Jacob: You can't leave!
Everbody: Why?
Jacob: I have a confession to make...
Everybody: What?!?!?!
Jacob: I................. eat dog biscuits.
*DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!*
A/N: Hey!
I don't know why I wrote this....I am in a weird mood...and the song Edward/Cedric sings and the refernce of Zefron are all from Starkid's A Very Potter Musical, you should check it out if your a fan of Harry Potter!
-Strawberry_Fields43
